TBG 150

His balls were in his throat!

Unless an uploaded video is under 3 minutes, it takes forever to load. And I'm on a damned good cable connection.

Better to just wash his ass into the ditch with the rest of the trash! Oh, wait, Ridge will say I'm a racist. He lives in one of those lily white neighborhoods with no crime.

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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..."

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Harry: '9.' Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Harry: '36.' And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.' Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.' The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.' Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: 'Pockets.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' Harry: 'Pants.' Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?' Harry: 'Coconut.' The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?' The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied,'Bubble gum.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' Harry: 'Shake hands.' The principal was trembling.. Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?' Harry: 'Fire truck.' The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....'

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

In every poll that I read, right or left, abortion is at the bottom of the issues. Right at the top of the list is the nation's security and economy. That is what is on the minds of the American people. There are a very small number of idiots that live and breathe social media and they do whatever they deem necessary to get the rest of the country to believe their bullshit. They think they have the power to sway the minds of real people. To a degree, it works with the feeble minds that won't do their own research. There are some really sick and twisted males out there that want to think they are women, but still have a dick swinging between their legs and they want to lead us to believe this is normal and we should be trying to corrupt the minds of children under the age of 10 to believe this is normal and they should be changing whatever sex they were born as. There are females that think the same way and want to have a dick instead of a pussy. It's not correct in and of the laws of nature. The right wants every fetus to have a chance, be it from rape, incest or a badly deformed fetus. Who is going to care for these deformed or unwanted babies? The left wants the rapists and murderers to be coddled and given another chance to do it again. They love, rape, robbery and violent crime. If they didn't, they wouldn't want them turned loose on society again just to have them commit their crimes all over. Violent criminals need to be exterminated in the fastest possible way. No jail, for 20-30 years or life in prison. Immediate death when it's known without the shadow of a doubt they did execute whatever crime they are accused of. There are so many examples of stupidity in the news today that this site doesn't have the capacity to list them all. I wonder if this country will ever have real Americans again? All we have now is extremism on both sides. Why does there even have to be sides? Can't these lame-brained idiots think for themselves?

Someone that likes to taunt idiots like you!

You posted these on the last page yesterday.

Spoken like the true moron that you are. The best part of you went down the toilet still in the condom. What leaked out became what you are today. The rest of us are still trying to figure out what that really is!

This just shows the degree of American stupidity to drop that kind of money on a rusted out hulk just to get a partial numbers matching vehicle. The engine number has to match that, that is inscribed on the frame, to be authentic. Only 3 had engines and transmissions.

We also have freedom of total stupidity, Spy. He is practicing it very well. It's going to funny watching one thug trying to sue another.

She got kicked to the curb real quick!

Sorry that I couldn't give an honest vote. It's just that I never watch RLC since they started with their cam locking game.

The goats may have gone down due to the UPS truck hitting the pole that holds up the stun fence.

The expression on that girl's face is priceless.

I'm not big into those kinds of cars, but the G63 6X6 and the SLR McLaren captured my fancy. The 540k is more my speed and I wouldn't mind that in my garage at all.

Typical savage beast behavior.

It took them 8 months to figure out that simply bombing houses isn't going to win their war.

Ya have to put a lime on that crap to keep the flies away from it! Mexican piss in a bottle. That's why the person is covered, they don't want to be seen buying Corona.

I'd be real nervous using a dispenser like that one. One wrong move with a long drop onto the primer and who knows where the projectile will go! But, the prices aren't too bad in this economy. The ACP's are still near $0.50/round.

He wanted to put it in her arse, so he didn't have to look at that face!

1/4 an eye at a time.

Texas! Nothing more needs to be said.