woodworker

It's like the "Twilight Zone" around here. Your trapped, and there's nothing you can do about it, so don't even try to fight it, or they will send you out into the corn field. And just remember,.. It's real good that our tower guards, I mean moderators are watching over us,.. real good!

Nothing but pigs anymore! What in the world happened to the old ways and the old days?

To me, that was the best movie Humphrey Bogart ever did. And as far as classy passengers go, this is what you get nowadays. Back 2007 or 2008 there was a man who jacked off and shot his wad of cum into this sleeping woman's hair while in flight. That's a true story! And it's a good thing she wasn't one of those who sleeps with their mouths open. Come on fellas, be honest. Haven't you ever been tempted to do this very thing? You can bet she only flies first class now. "Well ma'am, there's first class, and then there's no class." "Which will it be?"

Not so sure about that. Even at that age I was a pretty observant guy, and I did recall seeing some faint signs of blood stains still there in that fractured street, where the pathetic freak did lie. Or parts of him anyways. And if I were Kong, I would have pissed on that gawking crowd down below before I headed into my swan dive.

Somehow that big shadowy head right under your beautiful avatar picture of you just doesn't do you justice. Almost looks like a peeping tom, or a stalker if you ask me. I think you should complain to the Admin about this. :yes: Mine doesn't bother me so much anymore,.. I've grown use to shadowy characters in my life.

Yeah, I still like the old Basil Rathbone versions for sheer entertainment the best. But they always made poor Dr. Watson seem like a doleful fool. I mean he was a doctor for goodness sake! I sure wouldn't have felt very comfortable of confident with him as my doctor. Oh well, I guess you can't have too many geniuses in the room at one time. The last time we did we ended up with a very big explosion.

:lmao: LOVED IT!

LOL,.. You must have been reading my mind Pepe, which can be a perilous journey through mayhem at times. But I agree, and you can throw in Kinko as well. And as far as RLC goes, Fuck em! The only 'Real Life Cams' that I know about in this world are down there in Vegas anyways.

Not even a quarter ways through this and I'm laughing already! However having now regained my composure,.. Surly one of the Aces has to be a close up of Leora's ass! Perhaps in the family of Hearts. Something that would add meaning to going all in. "I've got Leora's ass, fellas, and I'm going all in!"

:lmao: You got me there. But your not old. Well maybe just a tiny little bit old, but not too, too, old. Alright, fuck it, your old! But you know what, so am I. So what! And tomorrows my birthday, so add another notch and I'll soon be catching up to you. 8) Just stay well my friend. And your right, that was a powerful movie, especially at the end. And just remember. You and I have seen things that a lot of the younger posters here haven't. Like people getting dressed up to go on an airplane. Just to mention one.

He's lucky he didn't pick the Chrysler building to climb. That spire post was designed to retract and come up again when they want it to. Can you imagine his surprise as this thing starts to protrude up his ass! That would get him down pretty quick as well. The poor bastard just didn't understand,.. It's a whole different type of jungle than the one that he grew up in.

More like a bad case of Lust if you ask me. From the moment he snatched her from those pilings when the natives there were having their little jamboree, he had nothing but dirty thoughts running through that enormous head of his. Oh sure, she may have teased with him and led him on for a while. But down deep inside he should have known that it was an ill-fated match, and that no good could ever come from such a thing. And what about his parents? I'm sure that they wouldn't have approved. And weren't there any Queen Kong's out there on that island for him to date instead? These are all troubling questions that need to be answered, if you ask me.

Yeah, Being a little boy back then, I came to like the statue of liberty more myself. But back then there was no heighten security needed. I don't think any of it would thrill me now. And my aunt also took me to Radio City, and Coney Island, and a few other places' as well. But from I remember of it, 1956 New York was a whole lot different than what it is today.

In 1956 when I was five years old, I stood at the top of the Empire State Building. And in 1933 King Kong was there too. But he had a much bigger impact on the town when he came down. Unlike him, I just took the elevator like everyone else. What a scene that poor bastard must have caused, as he plummeted down. First hitting one precipice, and then another, as he finally spun in the air and cartwheeled to the ground. A real showman right to the end.

For those of you who like some old movies. "An Affair to Remember".. with Cary Grant is a good one. Even if you had seen it before, if it's been a while, it's still worth watching. And boy that ending scene was tough on the ole tear ducks. And for those who remember it, you know what I mean. And on a somewhat similar note, as far as a tough scene goes. When the movie "Ghost" first came out, my wife and I went to go see it. Frankly I didn't care much for the movie, and it certainly didn't move me in any way. But what did move me in that darken movie theater was this elderly woman sitting there all by herself just to the right and one row in front of us. At some point she started crying pretty hard. And somehow I knew that it wasn't the movie, but of that of her late husband instead. And I did something that I normally don't do, and went up close to her and whispered something in her ear. She then grabbed my face and kissed me on my cheek. Gosh! I didn't expect that. My wife being all curious said, "What on Earth did you say to her?" I should leave you all in suspense now and not tell you. :lmao: Hell, I didn't even tell my wife until we got in the car. Actually I think she was just moved that I should even care. But what I said was,.. "That which the heart does love, it never lets go of, and he is there now waiting for you."

Thanks for being so gracious. Personally, I blame it all on Karen. :lmao:

Then in that case, I am sorry for getting angry at you. It had to do with a reference that Karen had made towards Wiki and their description of "Old Film" being that film which coats the underside of the toilet rim. She of course meant it in jest. Again, I mistook your comment to be antagonistic and hostile towards me. And now, knowing that I misconstrued it to such wrongly, I apologize.

What the fuck is it to you! Are you the freedom of speech police around here? But since you somehow took a personal offense to it. I was referring to those that are so debased, so full of wanton debauchery that they know no limits to their depravity. That's what it was all about. It was also in reference to what Karen had mentioned in her remark about Wiki, and old film.

Some people, dogs that they are, often get a very close inspection of the film left on the underside of the toilet rim. And they often share notes and write reviews, or sometimes even flowery sonnets about it. Everything seeks it's own level. Anyway, I've got my hat and coat on. But all the same, welcome back Karen.

I knew a girl who lived with him for a couple of years, back some thirty something years ago. She was also a centerfold in Playboy in the 1975 or 76 issue, I don't remember? Anyway, It was Bob Seeger, that gave Glenn his big break way back when they were first starting out. Both Bob and Glenn were both from Detroit, or in Glenn's case just outside of Detroit. Bob is about as down to earth as anyone can be. He once told me that there isn't a day that goes by where he doesn't thank God for all that he has. However, I never met Glenn. Hell, I didn't seek to meet anybody, they just sort of came my way. To sum it fucking up,.. Marilyn claimed she really loved Glenn. But she finally broke it off with him, because he just couldn't keep his pecker in just one place. Oh well, happens to the best of them. I mean what did she expect when you've got twenty million girls all pulling on your pud at the same time. Oddly enough, I never owned a single album from either the Eagles or Bob Seeger. Which is strange since I happened to like a lot of what they both produced. I was busy back then. Oh look ma, I think I found my teeth again.

I too don't go to church, and have only been to church maybe five or six times in my life. And in that it was mostly for weddings and funerals. And that as far as the Bible goes, I too have found it deeply flawed, with the exception of that of the New Testament. And if it were not for the words of Jesus Himself, I probably would not have come to believe in God in the way that I do. But I have found His words to be both unassailable and truthful. To be honest, I don't like talking about God and Jesus just for the sake of conversation. As I have said once before, I tend to be very private about such things whenever possible. But I mention this now only to let some good people know, that I too don't belong to any organized orthodoxy.