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woodworker

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  1. He's gone too. But not as far as I'm concern.
  2. Fuck the stupid bitch. Just shows poor judgment and the fact that she's not capable of running a large corporation.
  3. I live in Texico.
  4. This one came out in the year I was born. I think my mom might have heard me humming it once while I was in the cradle. I was still too young to actually sing it yet, without a lot of spit bubbles coming out. Can you imagine, while still being confined to a cradle a baby boy singing about being a ramblin man? Why that's the kind of thing that would put fear into any parent. "Oh no!,.. I think the beast has just been born." :yikes:
  5. No, they don't. Good music shows no wrinkles, and is never far from the heart. And your right, It is good to see 'some' new singers who still appreciate the great songs of the past.
  6. I like a lot of that old time country music very much. It often reminds me of people sitting there on the farm porch watching an orange sunset. That actually happened for me once when I was around six. Someone related to my family had a farm there in Michigan, and we had one of those famous country style dinners, right down to the corn on the cob. And then everyone just sort of migrated to the porch. There was the smell of pipe tobacco, and quiet talk. And the white porch turned orange as the sun began to melt into the ground. Then came the lightning bugs, and a sense of quietude that you can't really explain to someone else who never left the city. It's funny what will stick to a kid's memory about certain things.
  7. A Fish in the Flood So now it's down to that craggy bog again to play with that rabid dog again And all that seeps within~ Perfect love and perfect sin Ah yes my gate swings both ways my love~ With words that hold great sway my dove But I have had too much~ Like a fish in the flood Too many disappointments~ Too many poisonous ointments Too many lies~ deceits~ betrayals~ defeats I have had too much my love For me anyway, there was only one girl that ever finally convinced me of her love, and I only hope, though far away she may be, that she will still hold those same thoughts as she did once of me.
  8. Strong lyrics in this song. Bloody red and raw,.. A little something for you poets to gnaw upon.
  9. Never put your trust in a girl. If not the Skunk, it will be some wolf or another, just lurking behind some bush or tree somewhere.
  10. Now tell me, is there anything sexier than a girl with a square jaw? I saw a dyke once that looked like she was carved out of piece of granite. And I'm not kidding either. She was huge, not fat, but tall and boxy with squared shoulders, and a face that looked like Luca Brasi. "Thank you Godfather." "And may their child be a masculine daughter." "And may she be big and burly, and able to crack walnuts under her armpits." "I'm going to go now Godfather, because I know you are busy, and being a tactless fuck, I wouldn't want to upset the apple cart around here, on your daughters wedding."
  11. Looks like Irma has taken the lead in the vote for most popular. Leora is going to die, or throw a Russian shit-fit if she ever stumbles on to this. It's going to take all of what Pepe' and Foamy can do to even console the poor girl at this point. But I'm sure they're up to the task. 8) "There, there my little sugar plum." "Everything is going to be alright, just put your tears right there on my furry shoulders." "Or maybe a little farther down around my balls if you don't mind."
  12. From a different time, and a different world. After that last one from me, this is like throwing you a rope.
  13. I noticed you put Leora right on top of this list. And with that cozy little nest you made there right under her bed, I can fully understand why. But a used pizza box? I mean I could see where the others might only receive that sort of thing from you; but surely you must have something else in mind should that perfectly defined, and ever so symmetrical pussy should somehow win. I'd be very careful if I were you. She tends to keep a very tidy place, if you know what I mean. And just remember,.. Love ain't cheap, my friend. :no:
  14. Planning a trip somewhere? Not really a good time to travel.
  15. Eric Satie was kind of un-plugged too. But in a different way. I think I'll be going pretty soon. I hear the sirens calling. And I've seen the giant black rabbit on the bed. Never a good omen. And what the fuck is that statue doing with a breath right patch on his nose? You know, the one where that reptilian thing is taking a bite out of his cheek. Great music, for a moody fuck like myself, but how can you take a video like this seriously with goofy shit like that in it. Did he think we wouldn't notice? Should have just stuck some Grimshaw paintings on it instead, or maybe just have some photos of orbs floating around in a cemetery somewhere, rather than cause me to laugh at this and break my mood. I'll end this nonsense with a quote from Quasimodo. "Oh why couldn't I have been made of stone." :'(
  16. That's a scary thought. I think that is one of the seven signs. Wow!, I went up 1 in my supporters. I'm now at +38 ! The ranks are steadily growing and soon I will have an army in which to launch my attack! :woohoo:
  17. Fuck Karma. :headache:
  18. You mean that great heap of toxic manure is somewhere out there just fermenting? Or is perhaps locked up in a time vault being ready to be sprung upon an unsuspecting future generation? Perhaps in 2060? That incidentally is the date that Sir Isaac Newton predicted that the world would end. And to my way of thinking if it's going to be unloaded on someone, that would be a good year to do it. :scratchchin: After all, He's been right before.
  19. Poor Van, Your not old, your just drunk,.. go on, admit it. Confession is good for the soul. But I can kinda understand how he feels. When I first saw the change I was horrified, especially when I saw that ghastly, non-descript big head right there under my very name! Shock and outrage was my first reaction. To me it looked just like one of those fuzzy screens that ex-cons usually hide behind while they squeal up a storm through some mechanical voice about how none of this was ever really their fault. "It was all Woody's fault I'm tellin ya!" But then I finally penetrated through all the secret codes and replaced this hideous and insulting thing with some tools of the trade instead. And now I feel much better about it all. Go on,.. take a look. There are still some fuzzy headed people out there, and just tell me that they don't look guilty of something.
  20. There were many more videos that I left out containing some really nasty 'N' word squatters as well. What was it Hemmingway once said, something about "You can never go home again." That looked very much like the very street that both Danny, and Patti once lived on. Makes me sick!
  21. Apparently this is the latest phase for Detroit's inhabitants, where they just march right into your house and call it theirs. I just watched a number of news ideos where these worthless bastards were doing just that. And just listen to that cocksucker lie! That's all they seem to do anymore. So just remember folks,.. "Black Li es Matter!" Oops, It seems that my 'v' tab on my keyboard is sticking. There, I think it's un-stuck now. I'll try again. So just remember folks,.. "Black Li es Matter!" Sorry, I guess my keyboard has a mind of it's own. :idk:
  22. Yeah, I know. He definitely had his moments. And that daughter of his. WOW! The guy had to have something going right to produce a looker like her. But then again you have his son Bud? So, who knows, maybe Peg was getting a little something on the side.
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