Foamy T. Squirrel

Aerosmith? I thought she was listening to "Ironing Maiden."

Anyhow, congratulations on the marriage to a fine woman and have a happy birthday from your friends at CC!

Gee, in that case maybe someone here will cough up the money for a Jackson electric with a custom neck for your birthday. Hopefully you can scam a good old school tube amplifier and rock on with us Old Schoolers. I was thinking of something simple, like: http://www.jacksonguitars.com/guitars/monarkh/models/pro-series-monarkh-sc-rosewood-fingerboard-snow-white/ The snow-white in the link should ring a few bells around here!

We Mods like our apartment threads to be clean. I'm supposed to be unbiased on my judgements, but it's a bit difficult for me when dealing with this Leora thread. I know she's obsessed with keeping her apartment clean, and as for wiping up your fricken cat hair when you shed in this thread is a pain in the ass, but I also notice a hell of a lot of black hairs and white hairs that have to be tossed along with it. No brown squirrel fur, however. Leora should love me best. But the Cat must stay. Now, when's the next appearance of the Goddess? Little squirrel waits with fierce anticip... ...pation...

The apartment threads allow for diversity of logical and thought-out opinions. People will disagree; that's natural. And even though you are a fricken' cat, we woodland creatures know you love Leora, and we want you back as a Camcaps member because you will throw the empty lasagna bowl at high speeds when trolls appear.

Russians are historically incapable of having a decent government. For example: They wanted to populate Siberia with Russians so that they wouldn't be attacked by Mongolians, Chinese, or Japanese on their eastern borders any longer. So they shipped tons of political prisoners and criminals to Siberia, along with railroad workers, miners, etc. The Tsars and the Bolsheviks should have known they would only need to send ONE goddess like Leora there, and Siberia would come alive with millions of her worshipers.

She's got a Los Angeles T-shirt. Obviously she rocks. She's trying to please us native Angelino squirrels. Some times Russian Goddesses have good taste when it comes to American woodland creatures... Now she's lacing her shoes. I know of a Siberian hamster who would do that for her.

I think I'll change my avatar to Foghorn Leghorn just to forget the wondrous event I saw on RLC an hour ago. That was, however, not one that anyone would wish to ever be unseen. (Insert smiley drooling emoticon here.)

I say, I say, boy, her tail is fine ass as is. It's a joke, son.

Her tail is fine as is.

There is but one Goddess of CamCaps, and that goddess is Leora. Period. EOL (end of line, for you computer newbies). Can I write that into the Rules? Humph. I don't think I need to.

Gee, I thought there would be a few comments here about tonight's action. (Insert the drooling happy face emoticon here.)

Somebody buy this guy a dobro as a wedding gift. He deserves it.

You have developed an understanding of Quantum Mechanics as applied to Internet T&A streaming. Once you navigate to another window, the action happens when you aren't watching it.

Over the years there have been many questions about what RLC tenants' names mean, or how they relate to names in other languages. This should help clear up the confusion: http://babynamescountry.com/origins/russian_baby_names1.html It will also work for other nationalities and cultures. It will tell you if the name is assigned to females, males, or both. Masha (English: Mary) is a female name; Sasha (a form of Alexander) is male. Unfortunately this will not help clarify the situation with the lesbian couples or the tenants' pets. That will still require astute observation. Remember: Posting the Real Actual Names of tenants in our public forums is prohibited by our rules. This is done for a very good reason, so abide by the rule.

Look at this picture. Can you say who started it? Do you think some others might be culpable for participating? Which ones are Premium? (They take a little more work). We have to deal with this on damn near a daily basis, but fortunately most of our veteran mature members don't like food fights either. For everybody else, there's Rants & Flames.

I'm cool with wild-eyed speculation, myself. It's more fun than realizing that we may mean absolutely nothing to Leora; that any opinions expressed on CC might get shot down; and that people take CC wayyyyy toooo seriously. Supporting facts are always nice, but they are in very short supply around here, and most of them can't be trusted, either. But without them we have not much to talk about except for smultzy "I love you Leora" worship and groveling. Just be respectful as much as possible: CC's for fun, and it's not worth anything when taken too seriously.

I will now assume the full lotus position and meditate on this subject. Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Who knows what thought lurk in the mind of a Mephitis mephitis? Da Shadow do.

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know." --Donald Rumsfeld ----- I trust nothing in a virtual world cloaked by smoke and mirrors. --Little Squirrel

I personally have no idea why women think they need augmented breasts to be attractive. Yeah, some guys like big tits, but they don't feel right when you pet them, and the surgery often leaves the nipples insensitive to the loving sucking of their mates.

But damn, my friend, you are perfectly perceptive and eloquent in expressing a truth here. Dead on. Of course, I've never been in a situation with hot chicks and a world-wide camera watching over me, either. I think that would be kinda weird, but then again, I'm old school when it comes to the courtship ritual. I surmise that my generation missed out on a lot of fun.

She could dress like trailer trash and she'd make it look good. We'd still be frothing at the mouth to see her. But I digress...You may now continue the endless Leora Goddess worship service....Little squirrel must scamper off to put out the endless flame wars in Barc 1 and 2...

Pepe, you must admit that her blue satin robe looks lovely tonight. Even Paul is in the same room with her for a change instead of soldering in the living room. And it looks like Scooter dog is enjoying her scent.

You must admit she has that wild and randy look tonight. Her hair isn't perfectly combed and dried, as it usually is: it's a bit as if she wants to romp in the hay-stack. And even that she does perfectly. I honestly don't recall seeing her look awkward or unattractive, ever. If you have, please post the pix.