Foamy T. Squirrel

I think multiple posts in multiple threads should be deleted. Without further warning. Foamy can u delete posts and non contributors from the Forum? Yes. Polishing up the ol' banhammer now. The required warning has been served.

Hummmmmm. Some are unaware, or so it appears.

I think multiple posts in multiple threads should be deleted. Without further warning.

No te pongas triste, mi amigo. Leora y Carla son amados. Este apartamento está haciendo algo inusual para RLC, por lo que algunas personas son muy interesado en ella en este momento.

She dressing to do housework like Maya. That's good.

Interzone Interviews: Confessions of a CC Moderator John P. Interzone interviews CC’s Foamy T. Squirrel Reprinted by permission, Interzone International World Earth Publishing. I: Thank you for allowing us to visit your tree house to share your views on CC and RLC, Mr. Squirrel. FTS: Please, don’t be so formal. Just call me “Lord and Master.” I: Well, err, um, OK. How did you first find out about Reallifecam.com, oh Lord and Master? FTS: I was surfing the Internet, looking for a pecan pie recipe. Pecans are my favorite, you know. Nothing beats pecan pie, ice cream, and a bottle of single malt Scotch. Somehow, I ended up at 4chan/b and tripped on a link to Reallifecam.com. I checked it out. It was interesting at first, but none of the women were cooking anything except soup. Lina and Mark’s kittens were cute, but I quickly became bored. So I’ve never subscribed. I’m not a voyeur, I guess. I: How did you wind up at CamCaps? FTS: My rich movie star cousin Rocky was killed while filming a tire commercial. The tires skidded when they were supposed to stop the car. Happened so fast, he didn’t have time to fly away. He hated my guts, so all I got from his inheritance was his lousy CamCaps account. I thought it was a cooking site called CamCaps. They only cook up hare-brained conspiracies there. No pie. But I was sucked in, and haven’t successfully left. I’ve tried. It’s very addicting. And the music at Old Dudes is terrific. I: How did you become a moderator on the forum, oh Lord and Master? FTS: No idea. I think my mod status is just an illustration of Chaos Theory, just like everything else that happens on CamCaps. It’s fucking nuts. But I like nuts. I: Is Reallifecam real? FTS: This question comes up often on CamCaps. I take the view of Quantum Mechanics. Seeing an event affects the event. I’ll illustrate this. Suppose I set you up with a nice free apartment, but I’ve stationed a gorilla in each room and I tell you to pay no attention to him, and to just act normally. Will you act normally? To tell you the truth, I thought Milana was attractive, but she absolutely won me over when she flipped off the camera. I was thinking, “You go, girl!” To put it bluntly, there is a truth to RLC & CC, but it’s so precious that it’s protected by a bodyguard of lies, misinformation, and fantasy. I: Do you have favorite tenants, oh lord and master? FTS: Yes. And everybody knows who they are. My loyalty and respect for Nora, Leora and Maya is unwavering. Diana should be included, but she’s going to be a major actress working for the major movie studios soon, so I’m happy for her, even though I miss her. Her stage presence in front of a movie camera is powerful. Nora is a knock-out model on still cameras. Leora could model for the Ancient Greek sculptors, and they would have turned out even better work. And Maya is a real, well-balanced, and wonderful woman. All these women have talent and gifts that are clearly wasted on RLC. I: What’s a good day for a moderator? FTS: When I wake up, check my email, and it’s not filled with mod reports. I: What’s a bad day? FTS: When I need to check out reports from pussys who got their feelings hurt, or when there are 20 reports on a spammer. I fucking hate spammers. I then spend my time trying to eradicate their multiple posts and then I ban them. I hate it, except for using the ban hammer. It’s really fun to wield. I: CamCaps only has a few rules. Tell us about them. FTS: No posting of CP, spam or virus links. No release of private information about the tenants or other CC members. No RLC people are allowed. I: Have you banned anyone for these offenses? FTS: I have never encountered CP, thank god. That’s a mod’s worst nightmare. I ban spam and virus posters immediately without warning. I warn posters about release of private information. I: And RLC spies? FTS: There aren’t any. CC has no RLC operatives, just like Iran has no homosexuals. I only suggest that maybe RLC tenants are on CamCaps so that our ass-hat members think twice about criticizing tenants. Such pathetic members haven’t got the courage to insult tenants to their face, but only behind their backs. My idea is to limit the number of shithead useless posts. There are rumors that suspected RLC people have been here, and there are rumors that they are immediately banned. That’s the cover story. I: Cover story? What’s the truth? FTS: It would be stupid to ban them. For the men, we sit them down, strap them to an armchair, interrogate them to learn their secrets, and then try to “turn” them. The Sheriff plays the bad cop. I’m the good cop. If they don’t cooperate, we threaten to feed them to Woof. I: And the girls? FTS: If I find them first, I invite them up to my tree house where I romance them with excellent California wine, cheese from Oregon, and real barbecue. Most of these girls haven’t ever experienced such things, and they all love it. After that, I attempt to loosen their lips. I: What would you most like to see on Reallifecam? FTS: I would like to see Leora draw a picture of a cute squirrel and place it next to her educated owl picture. I: What would you hate to see on Reallifecam? FTS: I would hate to log on to RLC and see Leora place a picture of a skunk next to the owl.

I think I know what you are asking. I think the hit rate trend on Alexa would fall drastically if RLC cut this apartment. And if they also dumped Leora, their chart would plummet from the sky, crash, and explode upon impact.

See presents a valid argument. Alexa data is limited, unless you pay for the full service, and even then it requires careful analysis. The key component of the graphs is to show hit rate trends. I am surprised that CC's trends have been consistent, while RLC's have been volatile. Previously, when I have compared them and posted the results (archived, somewhere), RLC and CC hit rates had ups-and-downs that mirrored one another.

@ Angelikas Desire That was a sorority house, not a frat house. I should know. I lived in a sorority house. I was the houseboy. I fixed things. I lived in a basement. I was paid $40 a month plus r&b. The side benefits of endless cocaine and warm soft bodies was great. I left utterly exhausted after 3 months and moved on... We're not witnessing lesbians here. We're witnessing a girls' pajama party without the pajamas. :)

I'm sorry to poop on your lawn, but a similar post by the same user has been posted a couple months ago, and everybody knows that it's a fake ad and spam. I'm surprised Craiglist hasn't removed it yet. I'd disagree, but since everything that happens here is unprovable, it wouldn't contribute to our understanding of the situation. I'm not one to tell a six-year-old that there is no Santa Claus. Hopes, dreams and fantasies have their uses, especially at CamCaps & RLC. Note however, that another CC member posted a nearly identical RLC advertisement that was published in Barcelona over a year ago, and the conditions were the same.

You are very spot on! It might start but it won't last at all!! The only way there would ever be an english speaking apartment on RLC is if you moved them to spain or somewhere like that! They should rent to a gay couple in San Francisco. The media will still have a field day with it, but the tenants will be praised as heroes for their courage, and its hit rate will be enormous. They could block out the apartment feeds to the US, like they supposedly do in Russia, but that would be financial suicide. Incidentally, similar houses in that area rent for $1200 to 1600 per month. That's a huge chunk of change in today's Obama economy, and exceeds the income of many people in our newly revamped middle-class, especially when the new higher costs of medical insurance are taken into account. We shall see how this new adventurous experiment develops. Whatever you think about RLC, I'm sure you agree that RLC has a set of huge huevos rancheros when it comes to creating new concepts in Internet entertainment.

I believe he got taken care of. When I clicked on the user name for the post, it doesn't direct anywhere. And ALL of the spam posts are gone, too... unlike when someone is simply banned. My thanks to the Mod (or maybe Admin) who so nicely removed the offending individual and his posts. :) The vigilance of reporting members is appreciated. Keep an eye out for his return. He might come back after he gets his radiator hose repaired and his attic cleaned up.

It's just like a hit, but it's in the wrong spot. Better than a strike, in which you miss it entirely. Sometimes a foul ball looks like it's right in the right place; but then it misses. Leads to a lot of groaning and pissed off fans.

This means we belong to an exclusive and elite club, a citadel where the teeming unwashed masses cannot hope to tread! ;D 8)

Let me explain it this way. Amazingly, with my skill, I will be able to tie this back to the original topic of the thread! Watch carefully -- no instant replays allowed. Baseball is a game where a "pitcher" pitches a ball at very high speeds into a "catcher's" mitt. This is important. There is a "batter" in the path, with a very long throbbing bat, who endeavors to hit the ball before it gets into the catchers mit, and hurl the ball out of the park. He then runs to "bases." If the "batter" is lucky, he gets a kiss. We call this "First Base." If he gets all the way to "Second base," He gets to feel out a tit or two. If he's really lucky he gets to put his finger in a taco: "Third Base." If he's really, really lucky, he gets a "Home Run," meaning he found a place to moisten the baseball bat he was born with. This is not a horrible problem with male homosexuals, since they come with both pitching, batting, and catching equipment. It becomes a problem with lesbians, since they only come equipped with fingers for Third Base and no bat for a Home Run. Therefore, the sport of Baseball was Rule 34ed even before Rule 34 was invented for the Internet. You are now educated and fully informed. "Rule #34 - If it exists there IS porn of it."

How are the Dodgers doing? Here ya go, sweetheart: http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/NL/2015-standings.shtml I don't follow baseball until the World Series. Then I place my bets. And then I lose. However, when the Dodgers are a good team, they make baseball history, and I root for them because New Zealanders don't much play baseball. Now wtf was this thread about? I forgot. :o

Just like it says. Yes, it's cruel. The new apartments will be nothing but obese booty shaking, crack smoking pimps, knife wounds, teeth falling out from meth addiction and people living off of other people's tax money. Which is the one current couple you want to stay at RLC?

Slight correction here: But don't worry. Stay tuned. The next show will be broadcast tomorrow, same time, same channel.

What day is Pay Day? ;D Pay Day is one-year after your last payment: you send Admin $12 bucks. That's payday, CC style. He then takes that and blows it all on whores and booze later that night. ;D

Please note from the following that RLC took a nose-dive in its Alexa ranking at the end of May. In the past few weeks, the rankings have substantially improved. (Guess why, kids? Methinks the girls in the monastery are having more fun and newbie Carla is drawing a crowd.) Also note the difference in ranking trends between RLC and CC. CC has been continuing to gain in its rankings since February and has not had a decline. We're not dead yet, ladies and gentlemen. (Note that Admin announced that we had a record number of on-line viewers set last month. Cool.) (The Images associated with this comment are no longer accessible and have been removed).

I agree that posts were a bit more thoughtful in the "old days" when both RLC & CC were in their infancy. Both boards have grown substantially, and hit a period of zit-faced adolescence. If responsible members take the time to post thoughts in a civilized and rational manner the masturbators and b/tard trolls will get bored and leave, and we'll be able to get CC through this transition period. It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. For those of you who are mature and fountains of wisdom, imagination, wit or just plain fun, do your part to contribute. Some of us are simply not willing to throw in the towel.

You forgot unmistakable and luculent! ;D Thank you, haven't seen luculent used for ages, love that word! Gentlemen, I also enjoy another word that best describes this apartment's events: "lucrative." ;D 8)

If I were a Polish plumber, I'd want to stay there as long as possible to check out Carla's plumbing, too. ;D

Perhaps they're looking at her top scores on Angry Birds?