Foamy T. Squirrel

Interzone is in North Africa. Like Zurich, Tangiers, Monte Carlo, and Barcelona, it has history of being a bastion of agents and operatives. I hear it's very nice this time of year. And I'll just leave this here for my literary friends ;D 8) :-X:

FYI: The blow-by-blow descriptions of activity seemed to have moved over here -- since this is the picture thread -- the up-to-date news can be found here: http://camcaps.net/nora-sofie-lilu-and-mia/where-are-the-girls-what-are-they-doing

I didn't quite see a specific pay-load weight, but I think an E-bomb might fit onto it, and a lot of people somewhere would miss a re-run of Gillian's Island, FIFA, or RLC girls fucking, and be extremely unhappy.

Some of us would need a prescription for the little blue pill to handle this apartment successfully. ;D

Nope. Not going to end it. It's a discussion thread. That wouldn't be cricket, now would it, ol' boys? And yes, our buddy posted a Barcelona tourist video, so that everybody can understand why frozen Russians like to come to Barcelona. There are several of these films, of course, and several were performed for Russians, by Russians. By lovely Russians. Obviously. I'd be tempted to say which ones, but then I'd have to ban myself. :-[ (Anybody know how to start a crowd-funding gig so CamCaps can buy a night-club in Barcelona??? :P :P :P !)

Hey, at least he's giving his opinion and not insulting anyone here, and this is a discussion thread. I'm an old-school nora lover -- but to an extent, he's got a point. I loved the pix with Nora dressed as a nun: Mother Nora was a hilarious post. I'm beginning to feel a bit like Nurse Ratchet around here myself. Maybe I need some time off from modding. I hear the weather is good in Barcelona this time of year. ;D 8) :P

This is, afterall, a picture thread. However, sometimes the comments get a bit long-winded or even long-in-the-tooth. Newbies are allowed a certain latitude, or we would not have any members. Welcome Karrui. It's a zoo here. Now, I avidly await some pictures, as I am too busy dealing with CC issues to capture anything myself from RLC!

Yes kids, begging for account information for either RLC or CC is still against the rules. I will usually issue warnings before banning for these sorts of offenses. Just read the rules, follow them, and keep posting. And welcome to the zoo.

This particular thread is about Nora. It is not about CamCaps members. Stupid insults to one another belong in the rants and flame war section. Take it over there. Thank you.

Yep, it's a difficult poll, Corboblanc. It should allow multiple votes for a few apartments. It's a bit too late, but you have discovered the fact that M&S and A&D are actually the most mature, stable and unpretentious couples on RLC. I agree. Hope this translates properly. --- Oui, il est un sondage difficile, Corboblanc. Il devrait permettre à plusieurs votes pour quelques appartements. Il est un peu trop tard, mais vous avez découvert le fait que M & S et A & D sont en fait les couples les plus matures, stables et sans prétention sur RLC. Je suis d'accord. Espérons que cela se traduit correctement.

I think multiple posts in multiple threads should be deleted. Without further warning. Foamy can u delete posts and non contributors from the Forum? Yes. Polishing up the ol' banhammer now. The required warning has been served. Mr. Squirrel, you can start with me if that will make everyone feel better! I'm about tired of how every little thing that is said about one of these girls somebody feels the need to take up for them, like they are friends or relatives of these girls, or they are going to meet them some day. Then it just escalates to trouble amongst the CC troops! I know I say things at times that don't make people happy but in a forum you have to have some kind of controversy! Just my opinion, do with me what you will!!! I have spent hours seeing the same old post "What do you think if we cut this apartment." repeated in numerous threads. Perhaps you are not aware of this, my controversial friend.

Down boys. We appreciate your posts. Keep them mature. Thank you.

It's a colloquial California Anglo expression for a traditional Spanish/Mexican dish that consists of bull's testicles, sauteed, salted, and seasoned with various spices. I hear it tastes just like salty chicken. :D

But her beauty is ageless. :-* Well, after she pumps out the 5th kid, I might reconsider...

They won't do that. They know I'm camera shy, and they know I'm scheduled to share a nice Havana Panatella and shots of single malt Scotch with Kristy on a daily basis. It helps her loosen up for Twister performances. :P ;D

Just stay downwind of me and we've got a deal. ;) 8)

Personally, I feel like a bowl of soup tonight. Is Nora still there? A woman working in the kitchen is a happy woman. (Don't worry, I'll safely bake the bread and open the wine bottles...) :D

When the Sheriff is damn good and ready to be interviewed. He works that way.

I think multiple posts in multiple threads should be deleted. Without further warning. Foamy can u delete posts and non contributors from the Forum? Yes. Polishing up the ol' banhammer now. The required warning has been served.

Hummmmmm. Some are unaware, or so it appears.

I think multiple posts in multiple threads should be deleted. Without further warning.

No te pongas triste, mi amigo. Leora y Carla son amados. Este apartamento está haciendo algo inusual para RLC, por lo que algunas personas son muy interesado en ella en este momento.

She dressing to do housework like Maya. That's good.

Interzone Interviews: Confessions of a CC Moderator John P. Interzone interviews CC’s Foamy T. Squirrel Reprinted by permission, Interzone International World Earth Publishing. I: Thank you for allowing us to visit your tree house to share your views on CC and RLC, Mr. Squirrel. FTS: Please, don’t be so formal. Just call me “Lord and Master.” I: Well, err, um, OK. How did you first find out about Reallifecam.com, oh Lord and Master? FTS: I was surfing the Internet, looking for a pecan pie recipe. Pecans are my favorite, you know. Nothing beats pecan pie, ice cream, and a bottle of single malt Scotch. Somehow, I ended up at 4chan/b and tripped on a link to Reallifecam.com. I checked it out. It was interesting at first, but none of the women were cooking anything except soup. Lina and Mark’s kittens were cute, but I quickly became bored. So I’ve never subscribed. I’m not a voyeur, I guess. I: How did you wind up at CamCaps? FTS: My rich movie star cousin Rocky was killed while filming a tire commercial. The tires skidded when they were supposed to stop the car. Happened so fast, he didn’t have time to fly away. He hated my guts, so all I got from his inheritance was his lousy CamCaps account. I thought it was a cooking site called CamCaps. They only cook up hare-brained conspiracies there. No pie. But I was sucked in, and haven’t successfully left. I’ve tried. It’s very addicting. And the music at Old Dudes is terrific. I: How did you become a moderator on the forum, oh Lord and Master? FTS: No idea. I think my mod status is just an illustration of Chaos Theory, just like everything else that happens on CamCaps. It’s fucking nuts. But I like nuts. I: Is Reallifecam real? FTS: This question comes up often on CamCaps. I take the view of Quantum Mechanics. Seeing an event affects the event. I’ll illustrate this. Suppose I set you up with a nice free apartment, but I’ve stationed a gorilla in each room and I tell you to pay no attention to him, and to just act normally. Will you act normally? To tell you the truth, I thought Milana was attractive, but she absolutely won me over when she flipped off the camera. I was thinking, “You go, girl!” To put it bluntly, there is a truth to RLC & CC, but it’s so precious that it’s protected by a bodyguard of lies, misinformation, and fantasy. I: Do you have favorite tenants, oh lord and master? FTS: Yes. And everybody knows who they are. My loyalty and respect for Nora, Leora and Maya is unwavering. Diana should be included, but she’s going to be a major actress working for the major movie studios soon, so I’m happy for her, even though I miss her. Her stage presence in front of a movie camera is powerful. Nora is a knock-out model on still cameras. Leora could model for the Ancient Greek sculptors, and they would have turned out even better work. And Maya is a real, well-balanced, and wonderful woman. All these women have talent and gifts that are clearly wasted on RLC. I: What’s a good day for a moderator? FTS: When I wake up, check my email, and it’s not filled with mod reports. I: What’s a bad day? FTS: When I need to check out reports from pussys who got their feelings hurt, or when there are 20 reports on a spammer. I fucking hate spammers. I then spend my time trying to eradicate their multiple posts and then I ban them. I hate it, except for using the ban hammer. It’s really fun to wield. I: CamCaps only has a few rules. Tell us about them. FTS: No posting of CP, spam or virus links. No release of private information about the tenants or other CC members. No RLC people are allowed. I: Have you banned anyone for these offenses? FTS: I have never encountered CP, thank god. That’s a mod’s worst nightmare. I ban spam and virus posters immediately without warning. I warn posters about release of private information. I: And RLC spies? FTS: There aren’t any. CC has no RLC operatives, just like Iran has no homosexuals. I only suggest that maybe RLC tenants are on CamCaps so that our ass-hat members think twice about criticizing tenants. Such pathetic members haven’t got the courage to insult tenants to their face, but only behind their backs. My idea is to limit the number of shithead useless posts. There are rumors that suspected RLC people have been here, and there are rumors that they are immediately banned. That’s the cover story. I: Cover story? What’s the truth? FTS: It would be stupid to ban them. For the men, we sit them down, strap them to an armchair, interrogate them to learn their secrets, and then try to “turn” them. The Sheriff plays the bad cop. I’m the good cop. If they don’t cooperate, we threaten to feed them to Woof. I: And the girls? FTS: If I find them first, I invite them up to my tree house where I romance them with excellent California wine, cheese from Oregon, and real barbecue. Most of these girls haven’t ever experienced such things, and they all love it. After that, I attempt to loosen their lips. I: What would you most like to see on Reallifecam? FTS: I would like to see Leora draw a picture of a cute squirrel and place it next to her educated owl picture. I: What would you hate to see on Reallifecam? FTS: I would hate to log on to RLC and see Leora place a picture of a skunk next to the owl.

I think I know what you are asking. I think the hit rate trend on Alexa would fall drastically if RLC cut this apartment. And if they also dumped Leora, their chart would plummet from the sky, crash, and explode upon impact.