Foamy T. Squirrel

Still waiting to see your portfolio! I'll bet it's pretty hot! Don't need masterpieces -- this is a high production, fast-paced operation. Cleverness required. And a squirrel in the picture can't hurt.

You are correct, we don't. A fully vetted/authentic copy of the contract has never surfaced on CC, and I doubt that it ever will. Another problem is that many members don't read the RLC-user agreement, and they get pissed off when tenants are not splayed naked in front of the cameras 24/7.

One does not simply acquire one of these programs so they can do trick stuff easily. They don't make photo editing easy, they just make the impossible possible. They are not easy to learn, they require discipline. I use GIMP on occasion, because I work with both Windows and Ubuntu, and it's open source, just like LibreOffice and it gets the job done for free. A view of a tutorial for GIMP is a good thing to watch to see if you have the patience to actually get involved in photo-editing. A basic one is here: Udemy.com also has classes on-line for GIMP & PhotoShop, and there are tons of tutorials on YouTube for both of them. I probably won't pursue the art form because of my time constraints and other projects, (same reason I won't be learning how to play a violin this year) but I certainly admire the work that Europmike, SanPer, Hope and others do to contribute to this forum. They get a special dispensation from me as opposed to jackasses who do nothing but hurl insults or post spam. I wish we had more members like them contributing fun material. Thank you, our esteemed CC artists.

That's maybe another hobby. She has many talents and interests. Her career in real life is "Goddess." All her woodland creature friends agree on this, so it must be true. :) :-* ;) (The Image Content is No Longer Accessible and has been Removed)

Page 79? Amazing. So many different people from different backgrounds, all sharing their music, and not attacking one another. Kudos to the Squirrel who started it! ;D As I mod, I can't come here often. I'm busy taking down endless spammers. I'm busy doing police work. So are some others here now, but this is for her. I think if she was older, she'd be their fan. You see, when it comes to music, we all get along just fine:

That picture is legal on CC and perfectly legitimate. I will not remove it. I will remove trolls, however. Back off.

Young men worry about the size of their penis; older men worry about the size of their goddamned prostate. Young men gather and talk about their girls, their cars, their beer; old men gather and talk about their medical procedures, their prescriptions, and young girls. It's called the aging process and it sucks and then you die.

City locations are so well known that they are not considered top-secret personal information, and therefore they are not prohibited by CC Rules. The girls are working out of the Barcelona area; a town festooned with night clubs, theaters, entertainment venues, tourists and ex-patriots from Russia and Ukraine. Nice beaches, and some of Barcelona's buildings and some of their women are masterful works of architecture. ;D (I edited your original post to include the missing "quote" command. And welcome to CC. Check out the archives to learn more about the tenants' back-stories.)

To his credit, Trump is bringing up important hot-button political issues that all the politicians are afraid to talk about or take a stance on. That's what is refreshing. The simple fact of the matter is there is no difference between the Republican Establishment and the Democrat Establishment. They take turns playing good cop/bad cop with the people, and when election time comes they stay safe by spouting condescending meaningless platitudes while money is being stuffed into their back pockets from Big Labor, Big Monopolies, and at least for Hillary -- from foreign powers. I'd willingly dump the entire US Federal Government if it meant I could have my Constitution and my Bill of Rights back.

They do seem to have slowed down over the past year. I haven't see much of the maid or Khalessi in a while. Most couples I know are comprised of one person who is spunky and outgoing, and the other person is more deliberated and reserved. It's a "division of labor" situation. I think that's true of them. They don't fight, they work together on projects often, they have friends and family, they love their pets, and basically they're about as nice of a real-life couple as you'll ever see on RLC.

Foamy seems to have irritated booky by suggesting that I, Foamy, disbelieves all the stuff said about Miss HoneyPie, all of which should be disbelieved in the first place. And none of which we know can be proven, except by HoneyPie herself. I also do not believe anything people say about her just because I read it on CamCaps. Then Snakey rattles Foamy by suggesting that there is a difference between translators and human interpreters. Echo going on in here. Then somebody suggested that I might abuse my power as a mod. Nope. I have the same rights as others to make comments. I just don't take stuff personally, and I believe some controversy and differences of opinion are necessary to keep this forum from being a cute kitten photo thread. I'm actually very kind and tolerant, warm and fuzzy, and appreciate the skills you all bring to the forum. Miss HoneyPie is not the only subject that Russian speakers could help with. There are numerous other opportunities for exploitation of encrypted data laying around in the archives. I give up. I'll just shut up in this thread, and be as quiet as a church mouse in Nora's monastery. Just keep the thread rolling, gentlemen, and or ladies.

I got to it late, but I like the banhammer pix. Nice job, mod! Fixed that post right up, good and proper!

This was, and should be, one of my favorite threads. Let's not see it go downhill. Here is my reasoning: 1) There is a difference between translators and interpreters. Computer translators work word-by-word. Interpreters use context and an understanding of humor, idiomatic phrases, and attitudes (like sarcasm) to interpret one language to the next. These interpreters are humans. They are paid well, especially when they work for international leaders. 2) I have desired the help of Russian and Ukrainian speakers on this forum for several years. I am not "wired" to be a polyglot, and I'll accept any help I can get. 3) I really don't care about them telling me the truth. IP addresses do not validate any poster's existence. All I want is information, and even a lie, even when planted by an RLC boyfriend, tenant, or operative, provides information. The truth cannot be known here, but it can be assessed. 4) I'm here to have fun. (And, I think, the girls are also having fun.) I'd like to thank the Russian speaking members for their contributions, regardless of their skill levels or experience. "By their fruits ye shall know them." 5) Don't let snaky fool you or scare you off with his gruff attitude that he displays sometimes. He's really a warm & fuzzy lovable guy, who just happens to speak and understand both Russian and English. Keep it rolling, дамы и господа.

Mod doesn't care if you post a picture of yourself, but mod is sick and tired of members insulting one another (that's against the rules) and it lowers the quality of posters. I have removed the offending and irrelevant remark.

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You are not alone. There seems to be a very large fan club, or should I say -- secret brotherhood -- at CC dedicated to Leora, their one and only queen. I'm sure once you are accepted into that tribe, some one will give you pointers after you've undergone their initiation rituals. And yes, she's a 10, but I must be objective and fair to all the ladies because I'm a mod, so I never show my preferences. ;D

At a secret undisclosed bunker underneath the Naval Observatory playing checkers with Joe Biden and Dick Cheney.

Better idea: let's collaborate on the screen play. This lends itself to either a terrific sex comedy or a good spy thriller. (Starring, of course, Rosie O'Donnel, Hillary Clinton, The Donald and Eric Snowden and his trusty sidekick, Agent Dog. ;D ;))

Yes, but look closely: All the real action in that picture is between Nell and the horse. Hummmmm... :o

And as you know, they always get their man.

I suspect it's similar to the expression of "enigma" and "unattainable." Flower language is actually fairly universal. www.flowermeaning.info/Blue.php Once reading this, I decided that CamCaps should adopt blue roses as its official flower. Any maybe RLC should too!

We've had some problems with non-RLC posts lately. It distracts me from killing spamsters on sight. The rules are now at http://camcaps.net/read-me/rules!/msg112284/#msg112284 Now, back to the topic of our pajama party princesses!

Sounds like Claus could help out with my cloud-funding for that Barcelona night club I'm trying to buy.

See what happens to CamCaps members when they misbehave? ;D I assure you, that club owner will never spam our site again!

The career path these girls have facing them is 1) Full of danger, both physically and morally, 2) They are competing with countless other pretty girls, and 3) If they make it to the top and end up in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit pages, their careers will end by the time they're 35. No wonder these girls want to find Mr. Goodbar while they still can. In the meantime, they get the benefit of lots of travel and excitement. Back home, there would be little else but an even worse economy and a possibly bleak future. And brutal winters. Barcelona is crawling with Russians and Ukrainians, incidentally, and some of them are spending a lot of money on real estate.