Foamy T. Squirrel

Then it's true -- the consensus among experts is that Pirates have caused global warming. And to think, all this time, I thought Manbearpig was just a lone terrorist...

Facts are not useful tools to those participating in Alinsky's philosophy. In fact, facts are the enemy.

Fortunately for me, the public school indoctrination and the Hollywood story didn't take with me. But then, I was raised by WWI, WWII, and Korean War vets. They always showed respect for our allies.

While we're at it:

The Old Dudes Board was specifically created to discuss politics, music, culture, religion, wine, and to share stories and anything else off-topic for the main RLC boards. The idea was to reduce the clutter over there and get away from all the jacking-off teeners. This is a perfectly good place to argue politics. Go for it. I, too, am accustomed to watching train wrecks and beat-downs...

I was referring to the peanut gallery in general; not to you sir. As for the "beat-down" ceremonies, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Please refer to my rant on the previous page. Everybody knows whose side I'm on. Just don't chase him away. Like a cat toying with a mouse, it's just too much fun watching a heated debate on CC cuz absolutely nothing else is happening of interest lately around here, except maybe some tunes at the Juke Box.

Yes, Karen, you did indeed give away the punchline. Black humor works this way. And it only works because there's so damn much truth in it.

Look kids, I personally like kalevipoeg. He's a good member & I enjoy his input. But if you-- by which I mean Woody & KK -- are getting into it, we'd like to see some pictures or vids. Just don't post 'em on UL, OK? Dirty bin would work... In fact, maybe we could get Kiko to set you two up in Barcelona, eh?

On the same page as that map is another one that shows the age of consent for female heterosexual sex only. It gives a strong argument for reducing the world population by lifting the age of consent. Example: Antarctica, population 0 (except for visiting scientists), age of consent 100! Is that 100 years, or is that 100 degrees?

She looks like she'd be fun.

Looks like our darling dominatrix Karen has put on her black vinyl suit and is having a rollicking good time with our dear friend kalevipoeg. We'll watch them have their fun. :P :-* ;D As for me, I don't like policing the world. Everybody hates the US for it, just like they hated the English Royal Navy and the Romans armies, but yet they depend upon it to sustain their commerce and economic systems. If Euros would be happy with Putin or Red China being the world police, fine; I'm happy with that. We've got adequate resources here, we still remember our pioneering ethic, and we can go back to business as a free country once again. All we need to do is to dump our State Capitalist system [read: Socialism] and go back to Free Enterprise Capitalism, and watch the Middle East and Europe go back to their usual tribal conflicts. I'm cool with that. Besides, the US is comprised of cultures, religions, societies and genetic strains from all over the globe, and contrary to false media reports, we get along quite well with one another in a civilized manner. (Pix Not Related):

Now we just need a map that shows IQ for legal consent. Laws controlling that would cut down the human population substantially... ;D

Speaking as a former member of the middle-middle class, our lives and our chances of improving them have been destroyed under this administration. The rose colored glasses you wear over there in Europe have deceived you. Even American liberals are embarrassed by Obama and won't defend his lies anymore. Our medical insurance system is now more expensive, no more people are insured than before, and poor people with our government's "Bronze Plan" can't possibly afford the deductibles, anyway -- if they can find a doctor. Then, when tax time hits, any subsidies are considered taxable income by the government. Our socialist retirement program is demographically & mathematically unsound (yes, it's a Ponzi scheme), and our socialist Medicare system is even worse. Public pension liabilities are already bankrupting our cities. It's not cake and ice cream over here. These are not "right-wing" CC members (Tea Party is not 'right wing,' and neither are Libertarians, incidentally) these are just pissed off Americans who have lost their businesses and jobs and therefore have the "luxury" of time to screw around on this board. Maybe European Marxists should stop their ridiculous idolization of Obama and start dealing with Putin and the new Islamic Caliphate directly. Obama's military contraction and your enemies' military expansion should be a cause of alarm for Central and Western Europeans. I really don't have the money to pay for my government any more. www.usdebtclock.org

It's probably the latest Russian translation of this: http://www.networkworld.com/article/2293194/lan-wan/how-cheaters-are-winning-at-online-games-like-world-of-warcraft.html

The nice thing about being a Tasmanian Devil here on Camcaps, is that you only need enough letters to say:

A). I'm not a Republican. I'm a Goldwater conservative. So I'm a registered Libertarian. B). I've been a member of the National Rifle Association, but I have no operational fire arms. I own printing presses instead. Good enough to do my part. C). Scott Walker has done wonders for the Wisconsin government's fiscal situation, while fending off constant attacks by money-grubbing unions and rich-pig Marxists. D). As for a Republican victory resulting in the use of ground troops, we already have troops in place, except where they have fled in a defeat caused by Obama's insane friendliness to Muslim TERRORISTS (opps, we're not supposed to use that word anymore), and by his extreme lack of knowledge about foreign affairs, both military and political. E). Look at a map of the large swaths of territory lost to violent Muslim extremists since Obama has been president. Look at his relations with our former allies that have been constantly insulted. Look at his ignorance in dismissing the absolute fact that when one sets a date for the removal of troops from battle, the enemy accepts this as a date for surrender, and prepares accordingly. F). Net worth equals Assets minus Liabilities. The US's fiscal liabilities have grown massively; the assets have not, and our unemployment rate and GDP are lies. I'd vote for Walker in a minute, and I'm not a Republican.

Agreed, but so much of this is rabid speculation (classified as top secret to hide the fact that it's probably only conjecture and bullshit), that it is difficult to believe anything. All I know is that Diana and Leora are high-maintenance women. Search out the "hot-crazy matrix" video below. Both girls are hot; they're also capable of being extremely crazy.

Little Squirrel is too tired to write an essay on the evolution of pronunciation throughout European languages and the specific newer letters that originally developed from the original Latin alphabet. "I" and "J" have nearly equivalent sounds and uses in English, Dutch, and German. This confusion with sounds and letters explains why girl's names often end in "ie" or "y" in English, but end in "je" in Dutch -- yet they are pronounced the same. It also explains why in America, borrowing heavily from the English, Dutch and German colonial immigrants, the fusion word "yeah" is equivalent to the English "Yes" and the German "Ja." Also notice that on-line translators often default to the English male pronouns when a European is speaking about a female: translators cannot handle words that are suggested by context. (They are "translators," not "interpreters.") Stay tune for our next installment, "Why the unifon alphabet would be superior." http://www.unifon.org/pages/unifon-alphabet.html

She left for a while during the holiday season; then came back, and seems more subdued. I have no idea what's going on with her, and obviously nobody else does either. I'd make up some outlandish speculation about her, but I like her too much. I honestly don't think she was abducted by aliens. Really. Pix not related.

I would prefer sharing a bottle of wine with Oceane17. I think that would be fun. No lubricant necessary; just a bit of nice conversation with a pretty avatar. :-* :P :) Je préférerais partager une bouteille de vin avec Oceane17. Je pense que ce serait amusant. Aucun lubrifiant nécessaire; juste un peu de conversation agréable avec un joli avatar. :-* :P :)

I enjoy the freshness of these posts, and appreciate what you present. Very much. Juke Box is the most wonderful category at Camcaps. We share here. Here is one from an old squirrel. It shouldn't be that much of a favorite, and perhaps maybe old sad senile squirrel has posted it before, but it is a song about a subject that you will experience again. Soon. Besides, it's a great song about an important concept. Old Squirrels LOVE concepts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsWR0CTWazQ

You never saw her in a fat suit. Now that's an amazing clip!... (And Kiko was even better!!!) ;D ;D ;D

Anal sex with a woman is not that interesting unless she invites it and wants it. And, even then, it's just a vapid sort of squishy. Interesting the first times; just for the concept of it. However, I'm with Freitag13 on this, my friends. Ich verstehe seine Worte.

I see that little Squirrel must post this again:

And you made us wait 3 months for your first highly intelligent post? And you made us wait just as long, for another stupid reply. Obviously maths is not your strong point, it was only about 40 minutes or so. Obviously, you don't get my point! Actually, I thought Poison24's original quote was pretty fucking funny. Anything that can get interest in this otherwise dismal thread is highly welcome.