Foamy T. Squirrel

I think the old guy kinda likes it. I've seen him playfully feign an attack on the kittens, too. Maybe it makes him feel young again.

Yeah, they must have worked poor Kiko to death getting this place set up. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

There is a thread in the Old Dude's forum for discussions about our different languages, and how to deal with the problems that arise from our difference, but nobody is using it. CamCaps members love being off-topic even more than they like tits & ass, I guess... :-\ Try: http://camcaps.net/the-old-dudes-board/the-eternal-language-issue-thread/msg67330/#msg67330

Ich Deutschen vor vielen Jahren studierte an der Universität. Ich habe die meisten vergessen. Ich weiß nur noch der Satz: "Wir gehen jetzt ins Bett, meine schöne Schlampe?" :P (That, and a little cocaine, always worked wonders... ;D)

"Going forward, I'm shore all the experts agree that we shudn't be listenen ta those whose only desire is ta obstruct the policies that I and my staff have worked so hard ta develop by replacing it with the greedy wisdom of a worn-out past. There even some who say we must chain ourselves to the unbending rules of logic, but yet going forward I will stand firmly for the good of the hard working people of this cuntry ." 1) The word "I" will be repeated many times. 2) "Experts" will be unnamed, but they all agree. On everything. 3) Besides just the word count, also consider the use of these devices: - ignoratio elenchi, - argumentum ad hominem - petitio principi - non-sequitur - post hoc ergo propter hoc - non causa pro causa You'll see these often. Do the shots with the fallacies; do the chasers with each cliché, and the next morning take 5 aspirin or hook up the morphine drip. You, and the national debt, will both need it. I'll be watching a movie with my friends Nora & Kiko instead. 8)

The Frenchmen compose romantic poetry for their queen, in the language of the great Rabelais. A complaint is uttered by a Francophobe, who reads not Chaucer. Arguing among themselves, they fart in each other's direction. And Squirrel could not care less, but prefers his W. S. Burroughs & Henry Miller & Aleister Crowley. ----- Les Français composent la poésie romantique pour leur reine, dans la langue de la grande Rabelais. Une plainte est prononcé par un francophobe, qui lit pas Chaucer. Discuter entre eux, ils pètent dans la direction de l'autre. Et Squirrel se en fout, mais préfère son WS Burroughs et Henry Miller et Aleister Crowley. ---

In that case, I suggest you join the CC crowd and post only when you are incoherent instead. Vodka helps. It makes reading posts much easier, too! ;D

His haircuts look faggish. The hairstyle at the old apartment was called "Neo-Barbarian." It replaced the "Mullet," on the soccer circuit. I expect it's quite fashionable over there in Euro-Land, since apparently the population of barbarians invading Europe is quite large and they are reproducing like vermin.

I do understand Freddie was a homosexual, however, obviously some heteros like plumper women, so that Freddie's assertion cannot be entirely dismissed in like of his admitted lack of experience with the "fair sex." In the 19th Century, plumper women were usually the healthy ones, and the skinny ones were malnourished or dying of some disease or another. Probably belongs in Juke Box, but it fits the discussion.

This is why I liked their old apartment so much better. I felt I could watch "James Bond" or "Game of Thrones" right along with them, but now we're relegated to the back of the room. Hell, I can't even see what vintage of wine I should be drinking along with them... :-[ I hope she does her next jig-saw puzzle on the dining room table instead of the floor...

This "Defense of Paul" routine is a re-run from when they first appeared on RLC. We've seen this same thing happen before. Back then, all the wankers were ragging on Paul about how much better their dicks and love making were, and then "Silent One," or someone using a similar avatar and claiming to be female, showed up explaining how much Leora and Paul loved each other and that he was really wonderful, but just poor, hard life, etc. CC zoo animals jumped on this: Is Silent One actually Paul, or is it Leora defending Paul? Personally, I think it was all bullshit last time we went through this, and I think it's all bullshit now. But, as Karen says, "I could be wrong!" Regardless, CC is an interesting study of human behavior, and usually it's more hilarious than RLC. ;D

I smell the scent of a Y-chromosome outbreak in this thread. As usual.

Could be. According to this former Manhattan Project scientist, doses of radiation affect different people in different ways...

Re: this thread is crashing and burning. :o Is there a new European war that I don't know about? ??? Will my fellow American squirrels be dragged into it again? If Nora and Leora are causing you problems, I know an army of CC members who would be glad to take them off your hands so they won't cause you any more grief. :P

Yep to both Ozi and Woody's posts. We get the picture. And it isn't pretty.

Little squirrel loves Karen's love of surrealism. It fits in so well here at CC these days. :)

Religion has nothing to do with the problem. I don't care about your religion. That's your problem. But if you want to kill me or innocent people, I reserve the right to chew up your radiator hose, trash your attic, empty your bird feeder and then kill your fucking ass. (God Bless America, God Save the Queen, Vive la France, etc. Time for Western Civilization to get its priorities straight. Quickly. I'd vote for King Jan Sobieski right now, but none of you know who he was, do you? Geeze, now I'll have to be pissed off and angry about my Marxist-pro Islamic Washington government all night...dammit! --squirrelly wrath now ensues...)

All that said, I have no idea why some sites get blocked by take-downs while CC does not get blocked (free advertising for RLC perhaps?), or what the hell is going on with money being exchanged for rights to retain captured images on various servers. And frankly, at this point Scarlett, little Squirrel doesn't give a damn. Whatever happens is beyond my control (really, I'm just a nobody here), and I decided long ago to just deal with discussions about the inter-relationships between the couples with alpha-numeric posts while kicking back to previously unknown tunes at the Juke Box. Occasionally I will post a capture from a free room, simply to make a point. I call that "journalistic fair use." If done well, CC could expand beyond RLC entirely, which it will need to do unless it's worked out a deal with RLC.

Yes, a living room and a kitchen cam are freebies at this apartment. So far you've missed a slew of cooking tutorials, wine opening ceremonies, and a lot of TV. ;D

Beethoven certainly doesn't need to rollover for anyone or anything, and certainly not to modern musicians. The ELO version is highly respectful. In fact, I think the song is actually a respectful compliment to the Great Composer. Neither does Wagner need to make an excuse for himself or the power he imbued in his musical compositions (relax with a snifter of cognac and crank up the volume!):

Chuck Berry wrote this song because his sister hogged the family piano to play classical music. It's become an often repeated popular classic itself. I haven't heard one complaint from Herr Von Beethoven yet.

Just to add one to Karen's collection of Totalitarianist songs:

"Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" --Patrick Henry, March 23, 1775

It's pretty obvious that our friend Snaky is one of the Lizard People!