Foamy T. Squirrel

Then it's true ... Sir Roderick Spode is actually Paul in disguise on CC, while disguising himself as Paul on RLC. Tricky little devil he is. Well trained by the FSB, no doubt. Gladys, however, could be several people on CC, or a code name for "Gay Lads Yes!" You know how those Russian lady-boys are...

How dare you compare me to a rat! Yes, I am studly. I am also better at research than you--afterall, Agent Dog, you must admit that you're the son of a bitch. ;D So I followed Leora to her secret meeting place over by building C at Area 51, and found her true lover waiting there: (Scooter is going to be so upset when he finds out. :o The fur is going to fly!)

Interesting to note that your IP is probably not a Russian address, and that VK operates from Russian Servers, which are therefore controlled by Putin, and therefore are currently pawns in a little tiff between western democracies and Russian imperialism. This clamp-down could be mere coincidence. That's just idle speculation, as all good CC members understand. (Are we not masters of the art?) I don't mean to suggest that only non-Russian IPs are monitored by the FSB (and their cousins in the NSA), of course. Certainly the internet activities of our RLC tenants are monitored as well. As are CC internet activities.

Did you come here before, or after, they laughed at the size of your dick on 4chan/b?

Psychologists, zoologists, and Soap opera writers make a lot of money, on a regular basis, and have excellent job security. They have to learn somewhere. Think of RLC and CC as training grounds. Prep school, if you will.

Yep. Dth is correct. The signs boil down to 3 events: 1) Scissors and knives accompanied by physical arguments. 2) Pregnancy. 3) Sudden inexplicable disappearance, preceded by boxes that are not full of Tony Moly products (some of us fell for that one, didn't we?) Sometimes, as in A&A and N&K, this is followed by an equally inexplicable and exciting return of the much beloved tenants. RLC has been leasing L&P's apartment forever (Since Maria?). That's possibly another indication. Stay tuned, for the exciting conclusion of "Will Leora & Paul ever move to the big penthouse?" Next, only on RLC...

let yourself go squirrel, homosexuality is very "trendy" now in europe !!!! it seems it it will hurt at the beginning !!! :o ;) I'm not talking homo here. That's for, well, gay humans. I'm talking Squirrelly wrath here. Believe me, no one can handle my squirrelly wrath. Radiator hose, destroyed! Attic, trashed! Birdfeeder, emptied!

My squirrelly wrath is being aroused. And that's about all. >:( He doesn't know us very well, does he?

Preminum, yes. Freebie, no. All of the new high-rez cams in free rooms are placed with wide angles and at a distances that make subtle facial expressions and body language nearly impossible to perceive.

I have to tell you a painful family secret because the smoke and mirrors have gone on too long, Foamy E. :( The "E" stands for Edwin, and I'm not your brother. Foamy E. Squirrel, I am your ________. :o And yes, there is one other, and you can do whatever you want with that bitch slut. >:(

It's a great piece of lyric poetry, but I think it just needs a bit more mythic resonance. I think you should add a line, something like "By the shores of the wine dark sea, wah-dee-do-dah-day." Then send her a picture of you wrestling with a tiger shirtless while driving down Sunset Blvd in tbg150's Caddy. That ought to impress the hell out of her.

Sucking up works quite well around here...

This looks like a proper street for CamCaps members: http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090814001459/familyguy/images/e/ec/Brookfield_Insane_Asylum.jpg We'd all have plenty of instant street cred there! ;D ;D ;D

I'll believe it after I see it, or until after Kiko PM's me regarding the date when the current lease is up. I've seen these rumors before, and usually RLC just unplugs the apartment without previous notice.

So what the hell are you doing with a Russian Flag on your profile, and what the fuck does Foamy E. mean by his tagline "Obey me. And respect the Es"? WTF is the Es? Is that the Russian abbreviation for "Shape-shifter?" Is there a full moon out tonight, or what? ??? I'm gonna take 5 aspirins and go to bed before my head explodes... :-\

Fat chance that will every happen, Foamy E. Squirrel. UL guys are as stubborn about their UL credits as, well, all the squirrels around here are about pecans. But dirty.bin looks like it's the fast, courteous and decent way to share. (Handsome avatar, you have there, by the way...you do know that Leora is nuts about squirrels, don't you?)

Nonsense. Girls LOVE cute robots as much as they do squirrels. Especially when they have as much battery power in them as you have. You're coming with me to Barcelona. Besides, we'll desperately need your friend CP30 to translate for us if we meet up with Darkman... (gee, did we derail this thread? Sorry if any of you were enjoying the original subject. My bad.)

Street cred is relative to which street you hang out on, and the people who loiter there. Personally, I'd rather have street cred on Wall Street (girls enjoy a monied man), but things didn't work out that way. :-[ C'est la vie.

On my way across the Atlantic right now. Any chance we can hop the telephone lines over to Barcelona while I'm visiting Europe? I'm a warm weather squirrel. Chamonix Mt-Blanc: 0°C, girls in sweaters and coats :-\ My Tree: 14°C, girls with fur and fleas. Ugh... :( Barcelona: 14°C, girls half-naked :P

Gee. That'd be great. It would remind us of when N&K danced together, along with Agent Dog, hands-in-paws. Happy times, those days were. Somehow, I don't think Scooter would quite work out. Worth a try, anyway...

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Woody for spreading open and then inserting a large hunk of Christmas cheer to this usually dismal "L&P--OMG--having sex" thread. Thanks also to Van & Wolfie for that continuous added energetic push that is so seldom seen in this before-mentioned thread regarding L&P. Keep up the rhythm of your fine work until victory is attained and I'm sure you'll be rewarded by our Siberian Christmas Snow Goddess with the ultimate in Christmas Joy. :P :P :P :-*

Looks like you two should check out Sir Roderick Spode's most recent thread. :o

Are there any RLC girls who can bake me a really nice pecan pie for Christmas? Just wondering. Maybe off topic, but I'm telling you, nothing is better than home-backed pecan pie covered with ice cream. Just thought you ought to know. ;D

Whelp, my friend Van, you titled this with "INTRIGUE" being the operative word, so here we come running to the gates like wolves to the speculative slaughter. Here's my concept: RLC Tenants know and see exactly what we do regarding the operation of their domiciles, and probably a good deal more. There is are reason for everything under the sun, even in Siberia. That is the "wild" conclusion to which I have come. 8)

The number of 20th Century homicides committed, where the victims were not allowed to own weapons (and often, not property or food) is here: https://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/20TH.HTM In each of the cases listed, the homicides were committed by their own government. Guns are not the problem, anymore than machetes are in Central Africa. Assholes are the problem, and unfortunately there are still many assholes who hold too much power over law-abiding citizens. Maybe we should start bitching about North Korean concentration camps, and let us keep our meager political power intact as free law-abiding citizens. That means being able to defend ourselves against the continual encroachment of tyranny, and being able to defend ourselves and other innocent civilians when they are attacked. I suggest staying away from American "Progressive Democrat" cities like Philadelphia and Detroit, especially if you're white, brown, yellow, or black. They are not normal, the people who commit the crimes are not normal, and they skew the averages. Fuck them. Be careful, that yonder squirrel you wish to rob or burglarize may very well pack more firepower than you can muster. I just love deterrence...don't you? It soothes my squirrelly wrath.