Foamy T. Squirrel

Squirrel recalls all these environments. Waterbeds are great fun (unless you're dealing with Gina, Isabel, Efim or Diana; they like knives and scissors.) Rhythm must be adjusted 180 degrees out of phase with regular beds to work properly, and waterbeds become useless for backaches. Shag carpets are terrific when they're soft and new. Otherwise, she'll need knee-pads. The best of my ancient memories are Sally behind her parent's back shed or the cemetery grass at midnight with Patricia. ;D I'll let you guys dig up the memories about the back-seats of a '56 Chevy...

Somehow, I always thought being selected "Curtain Monitor" duty wasn't much of an honor during those A-bomb drills (instant suntan.) We did those about 5 times a year instead of fire-drills. Free round of drinks at Old Dudes for people who remember those days... Now schools do "Lock Down" drills instead. Somehow, gun-free zones are about as welcoming as being chosen as the curtain monitor. I'd feel much safer with Diana sitting in my lap while Efim is busy in the kitchen radiating the popcorn.

Yes, in our hearts, we all knew that Nick was correct...

Here's an obscure Aussie movie I highly recommend to CamCaps members. It's about a bunch of dudes who spend their time getting really drunk and trying to beat up kangaroos. Watch the trailer. You'll recognize all your fellow CamCaps members. ;D

RLC is simply too sophisticated for my little rodent brain. But you guys are simple, so I study real CamCaps people instead. Here's a picture of a typical, average, ordinary CamCaps member going about his daily chores while sharing with others on CC:

Squirrel believes that Florida is maybe an interesting place with very clever wildlife and some very stupid people. I was glad to get my furry tail outta that place in one un-munched and undigested piece.

Please be informed that although we have plenty of beer and hard liquor at Old Dude's bar and saloon, wine supplies will be rationed. Apparently we suffered a great deal of damage when last night's brawl escalated and expanded to the wine cellar. Those responsible will receive 10 positive karma points as punishment and a whack on the pee-pee by Mistress Kitten.

Oh look! Parasite and tbg are fast becoming buddies.

We have an international audience here, therefore we stock over 100 lagers and ales, all of them are from craft brews. Nothing from InBev. The only mass market brew you'll find here is Heineken, and that only because they send their girls over every Friday night to "work" upstairs. I judge craft breweries by the quality of their IPA, incidentally. We might get along on that point. Come early, but plan to stay late so you don't miss the nightly brawl. Wear head protection; the saloon doors hurt and you're bound to meet them at high speeds... 8)

Just a little reminder for people who want to move to California.

I posted that version for Nora & Kiko. Or maybe is was Alma. I forget. Too many RLC changes to keep track of this year...

Nonsense, alligator boy. That would only be done in San Francisco, and the girls don't have vaginas there... While I'm at it, let's get to the hard core of the matter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMUXjuSGsvI

I found the Christmas spirit again...

Don't be fogetten de smoke of da bros: (We cracker boys had to stick with Marlboros or Camels to be cool.)

Whelp, I guess we can nuke this thread now...

You get a -1 for posting that evil classic song. That tune makes even ABBA sound good. There is no emoticon ever made that can fully express how repulsive that tune is. It's like having a case of crab lice that will never go away. Hiccups that never cease. A bitchy mother-in-law that moves in with you. Thanks to you, that damn tune will be going through our tiny collective brains for another fricken week! :'(

So what's wrong with you? All out of quarters? Hell CamCaps is full of cheap bastards! OK, so I'll put this on the box before I leave. And no, I don't know what diddy-wah-diddy means. Maybe Scooter will inform me...

"like a classical Greek goddess." Vous êtes aveuglés les gars ! Les déesses grecques étaient beaucoup plus enveloppées que Léora... C'est son cul de mec qui vous fait délirer. You are blinded guys! The Greek goddesses were much fatter than Leora... It's her guy's ass that makes you delirious :o Aphrodite. As girls age, they tend to pack on some extra pounds. (They gain weight and mass, and many kilograms.) Aphrodite is fat because she's thousands of years old. Leora is just a little slender child. And Leora is more of an updated version of Venus, anyway, but without the Roman nose. Aphrodite would weigh more, but it appears that she's become an amputee, perhaps because she hangs around demonic satyrs who torture her and force her into sexual slavery. I believe imagefap.com is the proper site to use for amputee fetishes now that Usenet is dead... :D

Yep, my story is similar, just without the fireworks. I used vodka instead to screw up the trim of the mustache and decided to hell with it. Link is unrelated, but I figure I might increase my karma rating if I post it here: :{D

Hell, I didn't know anything about Game of Thrones until I watched it with Nora & Kiko. I found it to be much more rewarding than the soup; the wine was, well, OK I suppose. I figure once in a while a person might find something interesting on RLC. Efim making popcorn and Stephan packing up a tackle box and fishing pole are clearly big achievements for these young men.

Yes, it's not as manly as a barbecue, but Efim was making popcorn in the microwave, and a bottle of Coke was on the table. Maybe Americans and Russians have more in common than you thought. They like North American snacks, and we like Russian women. It's a win-win situation. It's too bad our nation's leaders are a bunch of fuck-tards. (I should rephrase that for Parasite's benefit. Instead of calling them fuck-tards, I'll call them ass-tards.)

When she first showed up at RLC, she was a blonde. Then she went to brown. Now it's black hair. Every time she does this, I get confused, because of all the RLC women, her hair color defines her. Hell, I shaved off my mustache for the first time in twenty years and I don't recognize myself in the mirror, and even my kids are looking at me like "Who the fuck is this guy?"

All women come with some baggage; so do men. Humans are biological problem collectors. I don't know what they've experienced in life that would make her so emotional, or for him to appear so mathematical and lonely. They have been together for quite some time now. But this little squirrel is fond of Leora, and Leora will do what she wants, and Paul will do what he wants. And that is all I have to say about that. (But Pepe is correct: the woman is shaped like a classical Greek goddess.)

:o Just saw her again with Paul. My goodness. I am now totally confused. I actually thought that was Leora, but she's so different hair-wise and hip-wise. ??? I think I'll try to relax and see if tbg can spare me a shot of his decent vodka... 8)