Foamy T. Squirrel

How much is a monthly pass to the zoo? It's $1 per month USD here at CC. I know. I paid it. Cheap entertainment. Stay away from the chimp cage; they love to toss their feces. Other than that minor inconvenience, CamCaps is the most cost-effective and efficient waste of time imaginable. :D

Squirrel recognizes Scooter, Qualude, Meerkat, and the girl in the red dress. However, I also saw Leora and Paul as they left, and tbg150 could easily be confused. I didn't recognize her with black hair either. Until she fussed with it in front of the mirror. Then I knew it was Leora. Oddly, she makes for a better blonde, and Maya makes for a better brunette. But as you know, women are too stupid to accept the wisdom of squirrels.

She is a pretty girl. She needs some love and appreciation. Maybe a cuddly, experienced squirrel. That is all.

I do not know enough about this couple to judge them. It is possible that Ruslan has serious health issues. The only thing I know about them with certainty is that Katya is strikingly physically attractive.

Gee, my buddies, I'm glad someone is watching them, because I only check in to their apartment when all hell is breaking loose. Which means I get distracted every two weeks when they pull out the weapons. This is about as much fun as unsolicited sales calls, spam, and continual Widows updates...

Poor guy. Maybe he should run off with Alma. Alma is emotional at times, but at least she's a human, and she's not enthused with wielding weapons.

1) Yep, move it over to General Discussion or Old Dudes. 2) You've left out Maya and Stepan. They're the only normal sane couple at RLC these days.

I wish Woof! would create a section dedicated to "Look! Isabel & Marcello are fighting again!" Hell, I'd rather watch a fricken' soccer game, and that's really pushing it.

Culturally, people of Latin descent seem to have an amazing ability to express their emotions. And they do it often. Then they fuck like bunnies, and the world is OK after that, until they have an argument again. Then they fuck like bunnies, and the world is OK after that, until they have an argument again. Then . . . got the picture? Welcome to the world of I&M...

Leora simply craves a mature, well hung, wise, and smart squirrel to make her feel safe and secure. Paul can have Scooter. Leora and I will be very busy... :D

Oddly, I'd bet that Paul has the highest IQ of the whole RLC group, and I'll also bet a free drink at Old Dudes's bar that he can actually do math. Quite an accomplishment for RLC guys...

The only change that needs to be made is them both getting the fuck out asap. I also felt this way about Nora & Kiko. I want both L&P to do well in life, but losing Leora will probably be the final blow to little squirrel's spine, and I will end up as squirrel soup. Maybe Nora will put me into her mouth. She loves soup. :)

Wow, grasshoppers, we are actually discussing political issues here on CamCaps. Unlike most countries, CamCaps members in the US fucking OWN their government -- not the other way around. Remember that, my beloved US citizens, in the November elections. Discuss. Thrash. And vote more wisely next time. The rest of the world will bitch at you, and be thankful at the same time. This comes with the territory; the mutts always bark at the big dog. The British Empire knew this. It's life in the big city. Deal with it. Properly.

Did you know? Sometimes humans accomplish something after millions of years of evolution. Sometimes it's just a matter of creating a wheel or a microwave oven or a goddamn cell phone. But sometimes, it would awe our ancestors. http://www.space.com/26906-voyager-2-s-hair-raising-fly-by-of-triton-animated.html

The term in English is "prick tease."

We squirrels just wanna have fun. :)

I've seen it happen many times on Nora and Kiko's TV when they were watching Game of Thrones.

Squirrel only clicks on this apartment to see if they're still alive. It looks to me that they don't eat enough soup. :D <---complex cheesy smile here, kids...

Ruslan is singled out because he's with Katya, and Katya is cute, and we don't know why he's not fucking her every damn minute, and all the younger dudes always think they have a bigger and better functioning dick than the RLC guys, and that somehow all the RLC girls would rather fuck them instead of their current RLC mates. It's the oldest story on CamCaps, and every RLC guy has had to endure it.

Wow, very original and amusing. Was that all BLAH BLAH BLAH Yes I know, it's bad. I find it hard to understand BLAH BLAH BLAH That's why I'm bad... :( Nah you're not bad, you just have low BLAH BLAH BLAH I admit that everyone does not think like me... ;) No need to state the BLAH BLAH BLAH So what's your weakness? Are you a BLAH BLAH BLAH? Everybody shut the fuck up. Foamy's in a bad mood. Everybody loves Maya; I like it when Maya has friends and relatives over because that's a normal thing for people to do, so everybody just shut the fuck up. Thank you and have a nice fucking day. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

I have not been burglarized. The meth freaks in the neighborhood (increased in population substantially since Obama took office: there had been none before) think I have a firearm and stay away. They don't wish to suffer from my squirrelly wrath. A 12 gauge blasting you through a wall isn't normal -- even if you're on meth.

Artists will always be artists. They never stop; it's an integral part of their nature. C'mon over. I understand Parasite is buying the next round.

My god sir! Are you suggesting that there is a man would thinks the US should join every other nation in the world by controlling its borders and sovereign territory? :o This guy must be a nut case! Little Squirrel is packing for Iowa right now...

Abortion is a complex moral, legal, and ethical question that is not likely to be resolved on CamCaps. But I suggest that everyone who decides to undergo this procedure will be harmed, a human will never breath, play in a playground, laugh with childish happiness, nor will they love his or her parents unconditionally. As for the parents, both the mother and the father, there will always be a nagging question stashed away in the back of their mind of what have could have been, if only they had been more responsible. Full Disclosure: I must state that I am not a member of any particular religion, I am a secular humanist. I am a sentient life-form made of DNA, and DNA has a prime directive. That is all that I need to know about life before I die.

Mea culpa! I stand corrected! Sorry Johnll123. And thanks to tbg150 for calling me out on my transgression. For that, he gets a -1 karma, for which he will be most happy. Again, lo siento mucho mi amigo Johnll123.