Foamy T. Squirrel

I generally like petite, but thin mints never worked for me. You just can't beat the action of a Samoan (aka Caramel deLights).

Yes, Pirate was a well respected CC contributor, but unlike Nick, he didn't specialize in pissing off people. Still, he was entertaining despite his lack of trolling expertise. I suspect, however, he was hung more like a koala. You'd have to ask one of the few real females on CC; I wouldn't know. (Of course, half of them are lezzies, so they would not know or care, either... ;D)

Calong --old buddy-- where you been? Flopping around in a California lake? They had a huge and final argument; Stefan decided he was better off with his fucking computer, and Alma hangs out at Isabel's on a regular basis since her friendship with I&M has been renewed. You'll see Alma there, often. (They did lunch today. Cuz girls just wanna have lunch.) As for the new couple, I'm thinking they actually work for a living because I've only seen them once since they moved in. It's probably a refreshing change to have functional adults on RLC...

Well then, how about some REAL meat cooked on the stove or roasted in the oven?! >:( I mean, geeze, even third world people can cook outside of their little huts. Hibachi's are cheap, and fit on any small patio. Did the commies fuck up the country that much? Besides, I've been watching RLC people eating fucking soup for the last year and a half, and I want a goddamn steak. >:( Squirrels do not live by nuts alone, ya know. :(

Pix or it didn't happen. :P :-* :P :-* (Besides, I thought you promised yourself to me and Oceane7! :'( )

Be careful what you say here. The Leora lovers are a passionate lot, loyal to their queen, as were the Nora lovers. They're lethal. You might wake up extremely smelly, with you attic trashed, your radiator hose chewed into little pieces, and your bird feeder emptied. Right, Pepe?! ;D ;D ;D (And welcome to the zoo newbie, where all the trolls are in cages. Most of the time... :o)

It's taking forever for the government to get her papers in order. Looks like the Russian Federation has the same kind of slow, lousy, over-paid bureaucracy that the US has.

Pirate checked out, methinks. Sad, I like Aussies. They shoot straight unless they've had too many beers...

The second thing that's done for new couples when they arrive is that all the CC dudes complain about the man, criticize his penis and the way he uses (or fails to use it), and explain that they could fuck her better.

Was it good for you? Did she scream in pain or simply grunt like a pig? Pix not relevent:

Yep, nice observation. Now, is the avatar name "piedpiper" a new drug-culture slang word that I don't know about? Just wondering. ;D

Whelp, Nick, you're kinda a shit-stirer-upper, and it's a very demanding job, but you're a pretty cool dude, so I'll help you out whenever I can. Besides, we don't want to overwork tbg. -1 generously provided. ;D

You know, wherever I go in this great country, newbies come up to me and ask "Foamy, how did you get so skilled at navigating CamCaps and knowledgeable about the secrets of RLC? I simply and modestly respond: I rely on my extensive government training. This is worth the brief download time if you want to become a master and impress the hell out of your favorite RLC girls... http://dirtybin.com/KZ :D :D :D

I am aware of that. I was trying to make a point about our rampant capability to develop creative and worthless conclusions. ;)

Not to be critical, but do we really this thread? I mean, obvious thread is obvious. That's like asking "do I need a computer to participate on CamCaps?" Leora crying is like Leora fussing with her hair. She's still a doll, and highly prized on this forum anyway. :P :-*

Dude -- that is a "potted plant," not a "pot plant." Believe me, I, and 90% of my fellow citizens, know lots about this substance. The penalties for marijuana possession in Russia are extremely draconian when compared with the US. (My state requires a medical permit to use and grow it. I think 25 million people have acquired this permit. :o) If you've ever seen RLC people toking buds in front of a camera, I'd be surprised. I suspect the hookahs are flavored tobacco -- that seems to be popular with their age group.

Leora is a high-emotional maintenance girl. I think she'll mature out of it as she ages. Paul's brain is wired to be an engineer, and probably a computer geek, too. They tend to be awkward when dealing with sexy girls and romance. The two are still together, so I merely accept the fact that they have a complicated relationship, and I suspect they have been together since they were much younger and have less experience with other partners. I know of an experienced squirrel and an experienced skunk who would volunteer to teach Leora how to have ecstatic orgasms. ;)

Links that were posted in-line on CamCaps are still up. RLC sent removal orders to most of the third-party file-sharing services, so those usually get taken down quickly, often resulting in the poster getting banned from the service. People are still posting to third parties so that non-paid CamCaps members can see the image. For CamCaps in-line pictures, you'll need to pay $12 a year for CamCaps, which means you can have nearly 3 years of CC for the price of one month of RLC. It's cheap, and I want Admin to stay in business.

I don't screw a woman's legs. Besides, I go for the face, slender bodies, and tits (don't care about their size.) It should also be noticed that the new camera's lenses are wider angles, hence fish-eye, and they distort proportions as a result. As for skinny legs and thighs, enjoy them now because they'll just get bigger with age.

I hold an Airman's certificate, and I won't even do that. Ever. Thank goodness, cuz I'd need a bigger boat.

Yes, Nick, you are an artist. -1 for you for this sing-along post. Most excellent.

This is like the fucking devices at grocery and department and quicky mart stores. They ALL have a fucking different user interface. So the clerk always has to say "Now hit the green button," or "press enter" or some such useless nonsense. Plus, the fucking touch-screen never works and I never have my reading glasses on and I have to swipe my card three times before the cock-sucking machine can read it. I'm ready to barter with metals and ammo instead. I'm old school.

No shit. I can't keep up with these file services either.

Thank you, sir. You're a gentleman and a skillsaw. (Where's the fuck is the Groucho Marx emoticon, dammit!?)

Not me. I just go to RLC and click on S&R or K&R and that puts me right out.