Foamy T. Squirrel

It's a bit spammy for my taste. Post anything that you think is good here at CC and I might look at it.

I'd hit that. Can you set her up with an RLC apartment? I mean to say, there's still an apartment in Barcelona with a vacant dance room... :D

My reply is simple: 1) Von Braun was a German citizen, and all German citizens needed to do what the government said. Or they'd be arrested. Van Braun was arrested. I'll give the man some slack because he sought refuge with the Western powers, avoided going to work for Stalin, and was probably the best catch Operation Paperclip produced. 2) I understand Germans are very sensitive about the entire Nazi era. 3) Since I was a little boy, my brother and I would watch Atlas rocket launches from Cape Canaveral on our black-and-white television. Then came the Gemini Program, and my father finally bought a color TV. Most of these were "live" broadcasts. The Saturn V launches blew the TV's speaker. If you were old enough, and not in China or the USSR, perhaps you were lucky to see Apollo 11 land. Live. In color. Kinda sorta. Some of our distant ancestors' dreams were fulfilled that day. I'm very sorry that the current US administration (freely elected just as Hitler was) has relegated NASA to becoming a Muslim outreach program. 4) I'm an American. I don't care about this game which call football. I don't even care about American football. I've got a sick nation on my hands, and it's bleeding me and the rest of the middle class dry. If you Euros can keep up these successes with ESA and CERN, I'm a cheerleader. I support you. I love this science stuff, even though my current ruling party hates it. Washington is populated by fucking idiots. (I expect an IRS audit after I post this.) 5) It would be easier to meet Leora than it would be to meet a comet. Tell the ESA to keep up the fine work. Space travel is a dirty job but somebody needs to do it. ESA and CERN absolutely rock.

Gracias. Sus últimas frases contienen información muy importante. Se aprecia. [Non-Spanish speakers: I told him "Thank you. Your last sentences contain extremely important information. It is appreciated." Use google or bing to translate his comment. It contains gold.]

1) I am not paid. I type at 90wpm and do this for fun, because Admin is a cheap bastard and won't even feed me peanuts. 2) Relax. Nij is an asshole just like all of us, and no doubt finds your interactions with him to be fucking hilarious cuz RLC is boring as fuck now days. 3) You'll do well here. Your instincts are good. And, with no disrespect to the argument, I'M REALLY FUCKING GLAD SHE MOVED THE GODDAMN PLANT! Squirrel falls a bit more in love with Leora every day. :-* :P :-* :P

Your statement is not overdone. Her fans don't think so, any way. It's amazing how much power some pretty girl can have over a man's sensibility and logic. Now excuse me, I'm still going through Nora withdrawals and need Nurse Leora to help me overcome my addiction right now...

Clit rings and piercing are the worst dangers for "Mr. Happy.". The women who do this are usually such stoners that they forget to remove the damn things. Same when they leave the "mouse" in the house once a month. I mean, even little squirrel has standards. I'll deal with a tattoo any day rather than her blood or my injured bleeding "Mr. Happy."

I assert that the best male popular singers of recent times are Freddie Mercury and Robert Plant. Thanks for the post. Both Nora and Leora have dumped me. I think my fleas scared them. It's a common fear, because so many gang squirrels here are carriers of plague here. (I think they come from Mexico.) Anyway, none of the girls write me letters or call me on the phone anymore . Perhaps this is why little squirrel is so sad. I believe their failure to respond to my love and caresses is the result of a simple this:

Well, dammit newbie, you let the cat out of the bag. Within 24 hours, CamCaps members will find Jacob's FaceBook or VK, and start posting pictures of him jacking off while watching RLC!

Hey Kids! Listen in! Nick writes perfect English. He puts his comments into translate.google.com, shoves it sequentially to Spanish, Russian, and Turkish, and then he travels to bing.com/translator/ and inserts the Google result, and then he translates that into Klingon. Then, he translates it back to English and posts the results. This is a well guarded secret, so don't tell anybody how he operates. In other words, kids, :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X PS: I love the kangaroo stuff...

My hormones state that Diana is a perfectly good woman with which to procreate. It is a single assertion, which is acceptable, but it is not mathematically universal. After all, some guys here might not want to fuck her. Such men need medical and psychological help. This assertion is also fairly simple, but unlike the above concept, this one is solely born of pure logic.

The worlds of CC and RLC are smoke and mirrors. They have nothing to do with simple heuristic methods such as Occam's Razor, which suggests that the explanation with the fewest assumptions and solutions is automatically the best answer. In this case, knowing what I know about this zoo, I'd say we're now talking either about epistemology or insanity. Occam's razor should suggest both, even though they may or may not be entirely unrelated assertions. But yet Occam's razor fails: both assertions are simple; neither can be proved to be true or false. Maybe the damn method works...but how can I be sure? My most reasonable solution now is to pour myself another drink... (Cripes...can you imagine that!! I mean, some guy on this board actually has a fucking education and knows what-the-fuck Occam's Razor is. He and I need to apply for the next round of "Team Jeopardy." . . .Alex would be flabbergasted at our immense intellectual power...)

pintrippy: You're so good as a newbie, and your work is so well crafted, that 1) we'll let you into Old Dudes bar, and I'll pay for your drinks and 2) I gave you a -1 karma because I like your work and that's about as high an honor you can receive around here. 8)

And I'm surprised you haven't been elected President of the World for your statements.

Entiendo que, mi amigo. Gracias; Catalan no se traduce fácilmente con translate.google.com más de lo que mi Inglés Americano para con vosotros. (I understand that, my friend. Thank you; Catalan does not translate easily with translate.google.com any more than my American English does for you.)

But, before I leave, I want to welcome all the newbies to the wonderful CamCaps board. I think this will answer all of your questions about this bizarre place:

Gee, I'm partial to demure women with great bodies. And I'm surprised that the Leora fans haven't beaten you to a bloody pulp by now for your remark. :D

Dangit, are all you old dudes so deaf that you don't like music anymore? I mean, Woody and I are about the only guys who put quarters in the damn machine anymore. You're pissing me off. Post your songs. This is a fucking "Post you Songs," thread you cheap bastards. In fact, little squirrel is so pissed, I'm gonna leave if we don't get some action here. And for you Old Dudes; the news of this event is fucking long way overdue: http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-tom-petty-eric-clapton-top-billboard-album-chart-20140807-story.html Petty didn't write this song properly. The lyrics should have stated "He was just an American squirrel, raised on promises"...I'll have to discuss this with my friend Yankovik. He's a genius and will help Mr. Petty fix it up. Hopefully, it will still make both Diana and Leora wet as it stands... And damn, I wish these girls were American squirrels! :P :-* :P :-*

Well, Squirrel thinks that's interesting as all hell...would you like a spoonful of negative or positive karma to go with that tasty hunk of USDA Prime grade A meat which you so brilliantly displayed?

No. But I saw something like that on Motherless.com once.

Here's one just perfect for Old Dudes -- it came out before the wall came down! Dedicated to my Russian and Ukrainian sweethearts at RLC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHD5nd3QLTg

Yes, this took forever to download from oboom. Yes, it's with the night-vision camera. And yes, it's no wonder Paul has to do multiplication tables to keep himself from coming when she rides him. And yes, it's splendid. Thank you. Give misha9999 a free membership!

My google translator says that the phrase is Hatian Creole. No wonder I can't translate most of your statements. ??? But whatever you said, Darkman, is probably correct.

She's probably concerned about the crusty crackling sounds when she sits down on there. That's an experienced couch.

Fuck. I just had to read four goddamn pages of this minor bar brawl. It took some time. I could have better spent the time burying my nuts in some RLC girls. Keep it up; RLC still bores the hell out of little squirrel, so I guess this will have to do. A shot for everyone over at Old Dude's! On the squirrel! And don't destroy the saloon doors when you get thrown out...that pisses off tbg150 big time...afterall, we're running a respectable operation here, you cheap bastards!