Foamy T. Squirrel

This is now a Blonde Joke thread. The Bet A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!" Blonde Entertainment How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll Down. ---> <----- Scroll Up.

tbg: It's not the years, it's the mileage...

Pepe gets a -1 from me because his avatar has a furry tail and he has skunkly wrath.

I have presented every poster in this thread an award of honor. 8) Not that any of you cheap bastards really deserve it, of course... ;) (For all you newbies: The Karma system was originally the same standard software module that comes with most boards -- even Yahoo answers uses a form of it. However, trolls were gaming it to the point that it was irrelevant and useless. An esteemed CC member, may God rest his soul, complained about in a thread about 11 months ago. He was right. We all knew he was right, and the game was on! I'd find the link for you, but I'm too lazy.) Can I get a -1 for the history lesson? Huh guys? Please? I'm lagging behind here.

Don't forget to write the screen-play version to go with the book. The money is in screen-plays and the McDonald's toy rights... 8) ;) (I suggest you skip the Sonnet version until you retire on French Riviera, but it might make a great rock opera in the meantime...)

It's the patio, where Alma always hung out the laundry to dry. If you look over the short wall, you'll see the other apartments across from them have the same patio arrangement. Not much privacy there. However, it's pretty much known that all the apartments have some little area that is not under surveillance.

I am sorry to hear that Qualude is not feeling well. He's doesn't scamper around like Scooter or Meth, but he's the venerable old dog of RLC and he is highly respected. :'(

I am glad they're back, but I haven't seen anybody cooking up fish. Guess that part of the trip didn't work out... Oh well, maybe Stepan can practice his fishing and casting technique with his aquarium, right there in the privacy of his own home... ;D

Yes, this idea that they are in the same apartment complex or adjacent buildings has been discussed many times, but never fully resolved. The same metal cutting buzz-saw sounds have often been heard both at L&Ps and M&S's apartments, at the same exact time, though it was louder at M&S's apartment. Since the layout of these two apartments is very different, this suggests that they are adjacent buildings, possibly near a metal recycling operation. This would most likely put them on the south side of the river which, from Google Earth, one can clearly see is an industrial section dotted about with large Soviet era apartment buildings. Hence, you are suggesting that A&A's apartment is in the same building as M&S, and you could be correct. We've also discussed the appearance of specific pizza boxes, shopping backs from specific stores, and KFC buckets, all in the quest to understand the connections between the couples and where they shop and live. Lina and Mark, formerly in L&P's apartment, often party with M&S. Lora and Max supposedly were within walking distance to another couples apartment. Leora is either Lina's friend or more likely cousin -- the speculation continues. Certainly Lina "recruited" Maya and probably Leora for RLC. I personally like the idea that the entire thing is a fraud, and it's filmed in the the same studio in which the Americans faked the moon landing. I don't believe it, but it's fun and hilarious to think about these things. I see you're new to CamCaps. Welcome to the zoo. We're more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but be careful around the chimpanzees...they like to throw shit at newbies when they walk by the chimp cage... ;D ;D ;D

I agree. We do have a method that works. It's called Universal Time. Airline pilots use it. It's a great idea. Local time is a pain, and daylight savings time is stupid. Humans are stupid animals. http://www.worldtimeserver.com/current_time_in_UTC.aspx

I seldom have seen these people. I will tell you, however, do not move to California. The time zone problem is bad here, too. I was lucky to catch a glimpse of Meerkat when he was around. Our economy is like France; it's become hell. And since we have no water, you'd be stuck drinking dusty fine California wines or 25-year-old Scotch. We don't need any foreigners in California. Except for Leora, Maya, and Diana. I have a bedroom set up for them right now and some terrific wine... :P ;D :-* ----- Je rarement vu ces personnes. Je vais vous dire, cependant, ne se déplacent pas à la Californie. Le problème de fuseau horaire est mauvais ici, aussi. J'ai eu la chance d'attraper un aperçu de Meerkat quand il était là. Notre économie est comme la France; c'est devenu l'enfer. Et puisque nous n'avons pas d'eau, vous seriez coincé boire les vins de Californie fines poussières ou 25 ans Scotch. Nous n'avons pas besoin d'étrangers en Californie. Sauf pour Leora, Maya, et Diana. J'ai une chambre mis en place pour eux en ce moment et un peu de vin fantastique ... :P :-* ;D

These idiots all have hardwood floors. They need 1970's shag carpets. They wouldn't need to change the bed linens so often. And this shagadelic link is entirely irrelevant to this post: ;D

She sings in English without an accent. This aspect of her is amazing. But then, I have a fetish for talented young women on occasion. She can sing as loud as she wants. It's not like she'd be disturbing the neighbors!

Yes, they do this often. They are young and healthy. Plus, they sometimes put violent movies on the TV and the sound confuses us. Other than that, Diana and Efim like to experiment.

Some people have an excess of money and endless amounts of time, and they fall in love with certain tenants. That is the only reason why RLC has subscribers. According to Alexa, RLC has a lot of subscribers. And yes, here at CamCaps, we all hate Nick cuz he's a troll, but we also all love him because his continual bitching about Real Life Monastery often has a certain ring of truth in it. I respect that, despite his lousy spelling and grammar. As for me, I have time, and I would rather waste it here in CamCaps. It's cheaper. And if CC can succeed, then maybe Admin will start paying me for providing all my worthwhile content, and I won't even have to walk around naked in front of a bunch of cheap web cams.

Wow! That's only 86 degrees Fahrenheit for you people in Rio Linda. You folks sure have terrific summer weather. Nice and cool. Kittten and I will be showing up at your door step to visit next week, since our area will hit about 42C. We both need a good vacation, anyway... :D

Damn, you're good at thread tracking. I'm so impressed, I might need to change my avatar again to Nora's mom just so you have a challenge. ;)

Then go for pizza. It contains all the food groups. And drink orange juice. You need the nutrients. And then let yourself go to sleep. Your body will love you for it. :)

Little Squirrel has decided that this thread is now a waste of bandwidth, along with half of the apartments on RLC.

Lo siento, pero yo no lo entiendo. It translates to English as if it was written by Nick on meth. :D

What the fuck? I make you laugh!? You think I'm here to amuse you!?!

If Squirrel and tbg start writing American English with Nick's style, it's because we suffered a debilitating stroke. I cannot speak for tbg, but simply kill me. Thank you.

It's a bit spammy for my taste. Post anything that you think is good here at CC and I might look at it.

I'd hit that. Can you set her up with an RLC apartment? I mean to say, there's still an apartment in Barcelona with a vacant dance room... :D