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Foamy T. Squirrel

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  1. Nonsense. We all know that all the RLC apartment action is filmed at this Nevada studio:
  2. Er--um -- I think this thread is getting mildly useless. Time to move on and charge forward. Somewhere. I think VHTV is over yonder, behind the Old Dude's Saloon. The babe is gone. That is the conclusion to which I have arrived. Stiff upper lip Leora worshipers. Mount up, draw sabers. Onward, onward past the dead carcass that was once a shining citadel, to a Russian inferno we must pass. She would wish us to continue our quest. Whatever the fuck that is... This whole drama needs a Tennyson to write about it. I'm going to bed now.
  3. Do you mean Sasha? (It's both a boy and girls name in Russia). I mean, RLC has been famous for creating utterly confusing tenant's names before. I always though Dasha and Masha were after Sasha's dick and his mesmerizing skill. If a pershon cannot shay the "sha" sound, this apartment may not be their favorite!
  4. Masha retains her sense of class. Dasha should use her education, not her body, to make money. She would have to if she was still in St. Pete's.
  5. Sorry guys. I never noticed his foreskin. But I know I could do Dasha standing up, open the fridge, and grab a cold beer all at the same time. I only notice important things in life that I can achieve. Unfortunately for my sex life, I have never been much of a Svengali or Rasputin. That is his talent. He is obviously a master of the art. I had no choice on the foreskin issue. I think that was a fad thing with parents at the time I was born. Perhaps he can contact me and tell me what I've missed. In detail. Especially Dasha.
  6. The squirrel's nest next door to me is a rental, often rented to scuzzy people. I'd prefer them to move there. Especially if it's Eva or Leora and they liked to wash their new car in a bikini in the front yard. That would give me more incentive to mow my lawn on a frequent basis. 😜
  7. Thank you. It's worth the time to extract. As for the Maya videos, they are pre-tattoo and explain to newbie viewers why we veteran members loved her so much.
  8. Thank you for posting this video; I was unaware of his work and his YouTube Channel. He's fascinating, and I can name at least two (former) tenants who would agree with his viewpoints. I wish he could get his butt over here and replace all the Marxist propagandists on CNN -- that way CNN could go back to the time when CNN actually had a viewership over here on this side of the pond and was worth watching.
  9. Finally! A recycling use for my used sandpaper has been discovered! Thank you for this great Earth saving idea! I'll get AOC to pass the bill in Congress immediately. 🤣
  10. I figure StnCld (Forum Admin, sits at the right hand of our version of the Almighty Gadmin) will archive and lock all these poor dying dismal and depressing threads when he feels it's the right time. I too, would like it if RLC was candid and open about this problem. Problems happen, I understand that -- but I feel more comfortable with buying from a vendor if they are not secretive. Perhaps RLC already laid-off its damage-control personnel.
  11. I've suggested that all Russian topics be combined and renamed "Frustration Outlet Topic." I don't feel like moderating any comments here because I'm utterly pissed off at the situation myself. People deal with loss in different ways -- shock, denial, anger, depression, or humor. I figured it was going to happen anyway. I'm more concerned about the future of the tenants (yes, that includes Paul -- Leora loved him and that was always good enough for me), but I fear for their future and I am certain the situation is harder for them right now than it is for us. All things come to an end.
  12. I have never seen Paul cook his own food, and Leora's now servicing the Kremlin, so I'll assume your message must refer to either snow or perhaps his nose.
  13. Leora sent me a picture of the Asian style spoons that are issued to the Russian forces in Siberia. Notice the official emblem of the Russian Bear. I'm sure he will master its technically sophisticated operation quickly.
  14. La La Land happens when you think you should wait for RLC to post an official announcement about anything of this nature. I ain't waiting. All Russian dead threads will be moved to the Archives. New threads can be created if any of them ever return. It's GAME OVER. If I'm wrong, then I'll buy you a life-time of virtual adult beverages over at the Old Dude's Saloon.
  15. It's very clear to me that a new version of the Iron Curtain is descending upon the Russian People. Anyone who understands the history of Russia knows that their governments have always been totalitarian; totalitarian governments need total control of their subjected populace. Putin has sought many times to rebuild the Soviet way of live; this requires repression and control of thoughts, just as it is done in North Korea and China. Hence, the institution of an Internet wall. I personally believe we will not see any of these tenants again unless they escape. Remember, Krasnoyarsk was once a gulag town. Let's hope the tenants do not get relocated to one of those as punishment for producing porn.
  16. Gee, and they went from 3 free cameras all the way up to 7, all in moderately boring apartments. That ought to whip up a lot of interest for visitors who surf there.
  17. Today was one of those days when things seemed to go awry for our RLC lovelies. I should have stayed in bed.
  18. 10 virtual pecans says Russia is soon to be gone when Putin's people finish installing Iron Curtain Version 2.0.
  19. Do you have bathing beauties there that we can look at without paying subscription fees? Any cute Russian girls looking for a job? Some of the sites on the Internet seem to have frozen over lately.
  20. I'll bet they're polishing up their resumes instead of worrying about us.
  21. FYI: Much of the traffic regarding the status of RLC is going on over at the Leora & Paul thread. You folks might wish to visit that thread for the latest info, speculation, and heartache.
  22. I do not know how many versions of "Happy Trails to You" are available, but I think we'll soon be needing them all. Or maybe just one for RLC. I currently cannot blame RLC for this situation. Now, I'm going to go over to the Old Dude's Saloon and get drunk on virtual Single Malt Scotch...
  23. For general background information -- this Internet Status Site shows no DDos attacks in Russia. Oddly, Russian traffic is a paltry 1%. https://www.akamai.com/us/en/resources/visualizing-akamai/real-time-web-monitor.jsp?tab=attacks&theme=dark This is the report from May 2019 that might be involved in RLC's flight out of Russia: https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/01/europe/vladimir-putin-russian-independent-internet-intl/index.html Because RLC has revised their subscription plans, I suspect we will not see any of the Russian apartments again.
  24. Well, if this idea that RLC bugged out of Russia is true, and that Leora is starting her own site, please see if she can get a bigger panty drawer at her new place. It's crowded and stinky in here.
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