Foamy T. Squirrel

My loyalty to the Queen and to the Goddess is unwavering, but this Princess is the best thing to happen to RLC in a very long time. She's so damn pretty it's astounding.

There is a reason we Mods hate the Barc threads. I can't blame the girls for being gone so often. If I was in Barcelona, I'd be drinking margaritas and girl-watching at the beach all day long instead of looking at mod reports about this thread. Just keep the opinions civilized. I hate food fights in the apartment threads. Thank you.

This is as much of a soap opera review site as it is a jack-off site for the 13-year-olds. Those of us who have watched Maya for a long time agree that she is the most creative and crafty super-girl Energizer Bunny on RLC and she's kind of a one-way virtual friend at this point. And Stepan has a fishing pole and he camps. And he takes care of his T-shirts better than I ever have. Give the boy 10 points for that!

OK, here's my two bits on the recent topics in this thread. I speak as a little fluffy lovable squirrel, not as a Mod. (I don't moderate Rants & Flames. I created the section for this very reason.) Speculation: Just keep it fun. Ultimately, none of us have enough information about anything we see anywhere on the net (anywhere on the net, even .gov sites). We have no way of knowing who the tenants truly are as people, or if they enjoy gaming us on occasion. Prohibiting speculation would kill 90% of the "information" posted on this site. Personally speaking, if I had the guts to be a tenant, I'd be gaming you motherfuckers every minute I could! Insults against other members and tenants: The Rules prohibit blatant insults in the Apartment threads, General Discussion and Old Dudes. It does not prohibit members from explaining logically why they disagree with another opinion or the actions of a tenant. It is also OK to critique the actions of a tenant, but explain why. As a Mod, this rule is full of grey areas. If someone suggests that the Barc Girls are escorts, it will be reported and Mods will have to deal with the Mod Report. But yet I have known many women who have been escorts in order to get through a period in their lives; they enjoyed it; some of them never fucked clients; and they were all honest, unpretentious women. I don't consider such a statement to be a direct insult, but some people do. These are the people who believe that the girls should all be "goody two shoes" and virgins while they themselves jack-off to Internet porn. Modding is far less fun than you might imagine when grey areas like this are involved. Insulting members and Mods in the Rants & Flames or Worldwide Politics threads: We mods don't care. I do not carry hostility from one thread to another, and I don't ban anybody for insulting me, especially in these two sections. Many of us argue intensely about politics, but then we find out we love the same women in the Apartment threads and we share information quite nicely in Old Dudes about wine, women, and song. Disagreement about Rules and suggestion about structure: The Rules can be changed, altered, and are allowed to evolve. Your input is welcome. General Discussion or PMs are a good way to let us know your thoughtful opinions. Being pissed off about RLC: Yeah, well, that's gonna come with the territory. RLC has the legal right to do whatever it wants, and all we can do about it is to unsubscribe or acquaint ourselves with the tenants in VV, VHTV, Camarads, or any other voyeur service that comes along that is kind enough to work with us. We mods can't change RLC's attitude regarding their strict implementation of DMCA. Harmful trolling and Spamming: I love ban hammering these assholes. Immediately. Hopefully, you won't see half the assholes we perma-ban; but if you do, please report them. Harmless witty trolling, inside jokes, and having fun: Little Squirrel loves these, because it reminds him of the good old days when CC was a much smaller community and there were few 4chan.org/b trolls and snowflakes to ruin our fun.

Quick question Professor Howard --- Will the school provide us with rectal thermometers to practice on the patients with, or will we have to provide our own? Can they be standard mercury thermometers or would the ladies prefer the electric ones?

Stepan, the Sister, and Qualude the Dog, were hanging out together on the couch a few hours ago. Just sayin' ...

The toilet is not in view of the camera, although many women prefer to do it standing up, slightly bent. And since CC is an educational forum, I suggest you male members check out the specifics here just in case you opt for a government funded sex-change: http://www.theperiodblog.com/how-to-guides/how-to-insert-tampon/ See, ain't we edumacational here at CamCaps?

I agree with Army Sniper. But we are free to discuss the events that happen on RLC. They can't halt that. If VHTV moves into Krasnoyarsk and picks up Leora, I wouldn't care about RLC at all. Less shit to moderate for me!

She's got her artwork there. I speculate that this is a temporary leave of absence.

It has been a long standing rule of courtesy on CC: DON'T BEG FOR OTHER'S ACCOUNTS, AND DON'T BEG FOR VIDEOS OR PIX IN THE PUBLIC FORUMS. Thank you for abiding with the etiquette. Now, back to the topic.

Some jackass just ran over a bunch of people in people in Barcelona. Damn. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/barcelona-attack-las-ramblas-van-shooting-victims-injured-spain-city-centre-a7898681.html

This was one of those horrible decisions you must make when you have no other choices. Myself, if I wasn't a mod, I'd be hanging around VHTV, Camarads and VV and I would ration RLC to just Leora, Maya, and Julia -- and I wouldn't give them much screen time, either. The newer sites are developing; they are accumulating some interesting tenants; and they appreciate us. It's a mutually beneficial relationship, and I would encourage anyone who has the money to consider trying out a subscription to these newer sites.

I think he knows exactly what he has. She's probably much more comfortable with a emotionally-distant and somewhat stern male in her life: perhaps a father-figure problem. Russians are far more patriarchal than most other cultures. Anyhow, I've noticed that whenever she gets him wound up with her teasing, she then suddenly plays "hard to get" and he gets dissed. They both partake in interesting power-play games that I've never seen in a couple. Perhaps this is why she bates so often in the free rooms: she can have a feeling of power by controlling us -- and she gets a decent apartment out of the deal. Now I'm going to scamper over to Maya's place and try to figure out WTF was with her love session with that boyfriend... maybe I'll just change my avatar to "" and leave it that way...

I'm already invested in virtual, intangible, and unreal currency. It's called the US Dollar. Let me know how it works out. I think that letting governments manipulate currency is not necessarily a good thing afterall.

This guy left the building August 16, 1977. I'll just leave this here for our favorite beloved tenant ladies...

I didn't detect an accent, but that might just have been the song or that particular concert. Suffice to say, both these girls have some amazing talents. As for Doe Eyes; I think she's pretty sweet. I don't have a problem with these girls except for the fact that they probably would not be interested in romancing a old male squirrel.

If you are talking about the woman I think you are talking about, I have a video of her singing (can't post it; it's outside material). She sings beautifully, and can sing in English without an accent.

I'm really not a foot guy, but I am certain that because of my addiction to the Goddess that she could make any shoe look good when she wears it. Just like everything else she wears. Too bad she doesn't wear squirrel fur...

God help me, but you reminded me of this. It's your fault. It really is.

Obviously, it's not difficult enough. One dirty bomb can ruin your whole day.

Saying that you will use nukes is a very good response for a nation that might be attacked by nukes. 1) Nukes are a game changer. They prevented a land war in WWII after the Germans were defeated. Stalin had to stop at Central Europe. Find me a Central European populace that thinks that Stalin liberated them. 2) Nukes are a deterrent. Anyone notice that gas was used by both sides in WW1? But not in WW2? It was because the results were unpredictable and could not be controlled on the battlefield, and it would invite the use of them by the enemy, with unpredictable results. 3) I think we all understand that the results of a nuclear war are unpredictable; perhaps because we won't be around to see the results so the point is rather moot. 4) Somehow I'm reminded of "Boy and His Dog," and Mad Max movies.

There's a point where the scroll button is your friend. Use it whenever you feel the need. I can only just jump through so many damn trees modding the place in one day; and I'm just a part-time Mod squirrel. I don't fucking care about gays, heterosexuals, breeders, transgendered, or multi-sexed aliens from outer space. As long as not laws are broken, and there's no spam, I'm a happy camper and would just scroll along through the trees if I didn't have this damn Mod badge on my avatar. I'm old school. If you don't like what someone says, or what a post is, just fucking scroll past it. Thank you. (One more section to Mod on this place, and I'll go berserk. You don't really want to see a Mod Squirrel go berserk, do you? And no, I'm not personally fond of Gladiator movies, but that's irrelevant.)

Trump doesn't care about having friends. Nor does he patronize voting blocks to gain power, either domestically or internationally. He's just plain Trump. He's unpredictable, and he likes it that way. When negotiating, unpredictability is a great asset. I seriously doubt Putin is happy with the situation when dealing with Trump, though he's probably getting a good laugh about the reaction of the DNC. As for Trump and Obama's deficiencies, I do have a problem with US Presidents who go on late night comedy shows and social media. But the days of an American President showing some class and respect for the office have eroded substantially. We have spent decades dealing with North Korea like Chamberlain did with Hitler; it has only enhanced the power of this little jerk in North Korea, and encouraged his megalomaniac tendencies. If you support authoritarian governments, you simply must comply as a child of the Third Communist International: you will blame the US and other western democratic republics. If you do, you must question that if the US was so evil, why did it not threaten to use its nuclear power when it had a monopoly to curtail the expansion of authoritarian governments? Now rogue states have control of enough nukes to do what they want. I doubt this is a good thing.

The relations between China, the Russian Federation and North Korea are very dangerous to the world peace, as the leaders of these three countries have mental problems and cannot clearly foresee the consequences of their actions. North Korea is not a client state of the U.N., and little Kimmy is not the puppet of the United States. He was created by Russia and China, and it's time for them to attend to the proper clean-up operation.

I honestly never checked their right hands for rings -- and have no outside evidence that they were married. But they certainly have been together long enough to qualify for a common-law marriage if they lived in such a jurisdiction. They may as well have been married. Let me go back and check my various hard drives for pictures of M&S marriage rings. I'll be back in about a day or two if I can escape the spiders and their webs. My drives are a mess. Wish me luck.