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Joke of the day 😉 Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy’s clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started…”. The mother cuts him off and says “just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting “I’m leaving you… Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer.” 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A young boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money ... he calls home. "Dad" he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in our institution that will teach our dog, Jack, how to talk!" "That's amazing," his father says. "How do I get Jack in that program?" "Just send him down here with $10,000" the young boy says " and I'll get him in the course." So his father sends the dog and$10,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Jack doing son?" his father asks. "Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!" "Read ??"says his father. "No kidding! How do we get Jack in that program?" "Just send $20,000, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog!!! When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Jack? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!" "Dad" the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Jack was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading The Economic Times, like he usually does. Then Jack turned to me and asked, "So, is your father still having an affair with that pretty lady Rachel💃who lives down the street ?" The father went white and exclaimed ... "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"😡 "I sure did, dad! "That's my boy!" The kid went on to law school and is now a politician 😉

Leora was feeling sexy and very horny. Top bating 9.5/10

Gee wiz, what's happened to pulo?

Well poor Greg will feel left out.

Loving the Jackie Onassis sunglasses Leora is wearing.

Nothing wrong with expressing your feelings.

I do love when Leora speaks English which is a real treat.

Guy's I've had a few eye surgeries in the last few months which has made it hard to write and read but I haven't stopped watching Leora go about her life.

Leora's cleaning work ethic is impressive indeed.

I can't complain Leora entertains me when I watch her swing her ass and boobs.

Thanks jimbo

Well I think Leora would know I'm one of them.

Cheers

Please forgive Leora for having thoughts doing you over the sink.... I'm a bad Koala...

Too right

Can anyone help with the name of the band/ artist Leora is listening too?

I must say, I never tire of Leora when she is in full cleaning mode,

Where's Leora going? Work?

Joke of the day 😉 The taxman cometh. At the end of the tax year, the Revenue Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?" "Good question," noted the executive. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. “”What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?" "Ah, yes," replied the executive, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all executive. "Well, What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the executive. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick." 😉

Interesting on how she can stay out without anything. i.e clean panties

Did Leora take an overnight bag with her?