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Aussie_oi_oi

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  1. Easy Pete when you want to get out and experience life.
  2. I was at this game at the MCG this afternoon. I was in a box enjoying fine food and wine. Enjoy the highlights.
  3. Maybe check with Chris as he has all of material that can help you bate ๐Ÿคฃ
  4. HE'S BACKKKKKKKK...........
  5. Sadly I appear off the good morning list ๐Ÿ˜ข
  6. Totally agree with you.
  7. That's not happening anytime soon
  8. I do miss Zena, gone before we really got to know her.
  9. 26/400 , 374 more repetitious immature comments to go in the next 2 years , 4 months and 16 days... Tik Tok
  10. Just logged on, just finished my first physio on my foot. It went very well but painful.
  11. Hey pulo, did I miss Leora's bating tonight?
  12. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ A small grandson that was shopping with his grandfather got lost in the mall. The boy approached a uniformed security guard and said, โ€œIโ€™ve lost my grandpa!โ€ The guard asked, โ€œWhatโ€™s his name?โ€ The boy replied, โ€œGrandpa.โ€ The guard smiles, then asks โ€œWhatโ€™s he like?โ€ to which the little tyke hesitated for a moment and replied, โ€œCrown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‰
  13. Her children won't go hungry.
  14. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ Women say that giving birth is more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child". You never hear a guy say, "I think I'd like another kick in the nuts". Case closed. ๐Ÿ˜‰
  15. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles." ๐Ÿ˜‰
  16. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those." ๐Ÿ˜‰
  17. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ Little Johnny always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Johnny could find no hope in it. On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Johnny, did you hear about Tom?" "He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!" "That's awful," said little Johnny, "but it could have been worse." "How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "could it have been worse?" "Well," replied Johnny, "if it happened the night before, I'd be dead now!" ๐Ÿ˜‰
  18. Leora loves Mr. White
  19. I'm I wrong to think the Guest room is pretty shitty room for Fiora and Harley to move into. They can't be to to popular with RLC managers.
  20. Leora texting Paul goodnight
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