Aussie_oi_oi

As StnCld316 has advised you if you have any beefs please take it to take it up in Rants & Flames and not here.

Shouldn't this be posted in 8/24 so we don't have to read it?

Well said and I totally agree.

Leora can hump me anytime she wants or needs!!!

cheers

Shower time cam 6

Leora washing her hair, cam 7

Cam 7 is a winner

Leora does work hard at having a clean apartment.

Leora it might be a good idea to give your plant some sun today.

Chatting to Paul?

Sleeping beauty still asleep at 12pm

Leora sleeping soundly at 10:21

Thanks pulo

With the weather being warm in Prague is Leora sleeping nude?

Cheers patou

Really amazing how Leora can sleep in bight daylight.

Now if Leora wanted to hump her Koala I'm up for it.....

Good afternoon from Australia everyone

I'm fearing for Leora's beloved plant when Eva arrives. I hope I'm wrong but Eva used to be a little naughty.

Joke of the day 😉 A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts." The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!" A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!" Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing. 😉

Joke of the day 😉 There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shepherd and a Chihuahua) A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you have your way with me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence" The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese" She says "Nope that wont work" The German shepherd says "I love liver and cheese" She says "Nope that wont work" The Chihuahua says "Liver alone cheese mine" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Johnny the monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, monk Johnny gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. "We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The monk Johnny asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was.. CELEBRATE" 😉