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Joke of the day 😉 There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shepherd and a Chihuahua) A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you have your way with me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence" The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese" She says "Nope that wont work" The German shepherd says "I love liver and cheese" She says "Nope that wont work" The Chihuahua says "Liver alone cheese mine" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Johnny the monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, monk Johnny gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. "We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The monk Johnny asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was.. CELEBRATE" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." Lato sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..." 😉

Outstanding

I'm just back from a hospital checkup and Leora is sleeping well.

My fav "Mod" you think of everything!!! 😁

Leora is gorgeous she looks great in a blue shirt and no panties.

Maybe you turned her off?

Where has she gone?

Looking at Leora I funnily feel the need to eat a hamburger...😍

Gee Leora's looking gorgeous

Looks naked to me

and had sex with Paul

Don't forget Eva is a lot older now and not a young puppy that barked.

Eva will bring joy to Leora which can't be a bad thing.

If I had to vote Cam.7 Bathroom would get my top vote. I really would be happy if Leora could bend over and clean the bathtub daily.

It's lovely the love and care Leora gives her plant.

Why is it that a woman looks sexy as hell in a men's shirt?

She has sexually worn them out.

Good girl Leora washing your teeth before bed

😁

Where's pulo?

Not sure if it's good teeth health or sleep health to have a lollipop before sleeping.

Well sorry jimbo for posting after a long break of not being able too. I'll leave posting to you and pulo.