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Joke of the day 😉 A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." Lato sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..." 😉

Outstanding

I'm just back from a hospital checkup and Leora is sleeping well.

My fav "Mod" you think of everything!!! 😁

Leora is gorgeous she looks great in a blue shirt and no panties.

Maybe you turned her off?

Where has she gone?

Looking at Leora I funnily feel the need to eat a hamburger...😍

Gee Leora's looking gorgeous

Looks naked to me

and had sex with Paul

Don't forget Eva is a lot older now and not a young puppy that barked.

Eva will bring joy to Leora which can't be a bad thing.

If I had to vote Cam.7 Bathroom would get my top vote. I really would be happy if Leora could bend over and clean the bathtub daily.

It's lovely the love and care Leora gives her plant.

Why is it that a woman looks sexy as hell in a men's shirt?

She has sexually worn them out.

Good girl Leora washing your teeth before bed

😁

Where's pulo?

Not sure if it's good teeth health or sleep health to have a lollipop before sleeping.

Well sorry jimbo for posting after a long break of not being able too. I'll leave posting to you and pulo.

Joke of the day 😉 Johnny the monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, monk Johnny gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. "We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The monk Johnny asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was.. CELEBRATE" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, 'Do you want to go up or down?' All of a sudden, the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, 'Up or down?' There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down?' The woman replied, 'Down.' A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman continued to guide the boat until he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, 'Up or down?' She replied, 'Up.' This really confused the gentleman so he asked, 'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!' 'Yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid,' she replied. 'I thought the choices were fuck or drown....' 😉