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Aussie_oi_oi

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  1. Leora might have to think about buying a little stool for Eva to get up on the bed and couch,
  2. Love how she lets herself go in the moment
  3. Leora looking sexy with blue shirt on
  4. Leora having dinner and watching TV
  5. People are hardwired to resist change. I'm looking forward to Paul and Eva arriving.
  6. Now that’s how you clean the kitchen benches and make a coffee!!!
  7. Her choice of music is awesome. If l hadn’t had a physio appointment for my foot/ ankle this afternoon l would be up dancing too.
  8. Leora dancing and ass shaking
  9. CAM 7 the person who placed it there needs to win an Oscar for CINEMATOGRAPHY......
  10. Naughty Koala, maybe he needs a spanking
  11. Wondering who Leora is chatting to?
  12. Leora's ass is so spankable
  13. As I've been wiped out from commenting lets have a listen to Sina...
  14. Joke of the day 😉 It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says. 'That's cool.' says Bobby. Peggy Sue''s father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the mall shop or go to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.' Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?' 'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!' Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!' About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!' 😉
  15. Joke of the day 😉 A captain of his ship Blarney Billy bags (believe it or not he was a captain) was sailing the seas one afternoon, when suddenly over the horizon a pirate ship was seen. The captain yells "Everyone prepare for battle, and hand me my red jacket." To which one of the crew members complied and handed him his jacket which he put on. The battle ended victoriously for the ship and his captain and they continued on in their voyage. Later, they again spotted pirates, this time two ships were a approaching. "Men, we must go to battle again! Someone get me my red jacket!" And a crew member brought the jacket and the captain put it on. After a fierce war, and a truly stunning effort of the ships crew, the pirates were defeated. Noticing a trend, one of the ships crew members approaches the captain, "Why is it every time we go to war with another ship, you request to wear your red jacket?" To which the captain replies, "Well, if for some reason I should be injured and bleed, the red jacket will not show my wounds and thus the crew will not be alarmed and worried of my condition." The crew member agrees that this is a good strategy and continues with his work. Later that day over the horizon, a massive fleet of pirate ships, 10 in all, come over the horizon. The nervous crew looks up at the captain and he yells "Everyone prepare for battle, and hand me my brown pants!" 😉
  16. Just watched and loved the balcony bate
  17. Maybe Zena and new husband start a new apartment in Prague?
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