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I always fancied her. Great tits.

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Joke of the day A very drunk guy met a prostitute up a dark alley. He asks how much for full sex. '$20' she replies 'Ok.' says Paddy an they get down to business. Next minute a cop appears and shines his flashlight in their faces, 'What's goin on here?' he asks. 'Nothing Officer, I'm just having sex with my wife.' 'Sorry Sir,' apologizes the cop, 'I didn't know it was your wife.' Drunk shouts, 'Neither did I till you shone your friken light in her face!'

Totally agree with you.

Joke of the day A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up". Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex. Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ---- my wife won twice last week."

You're missing out in a nice .....

You don't take on a Koala 😆

Destination Fucked....

The Kanga will go over the balcony 😁

Fairy Tales never ends........

Wash your mouth out....😁 noooooooooo

Joke of the day little back to school Humor A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card . The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch.

Thanks for sharing that news 🤣

Also finally get the Labiaplasty surgery done 😁

Leora having a little trouble sleeping...

When Leora in the old days used to paint, I'll cheeky ask Leora for a painting. Hey Leora would love a Koala painting..... hehe still cheeky

Great to see the apartment neat and tidy again. It was quite messy when Malia was living there.

Has Leora rang Malia to make sure she arrived safely and all is good?

Oh yeah!!!

Thank you for your posts, they help me greatly to understand what they say to each other.

Joke of the day 😉 THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be The Man of Your House. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?' His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The friken' funeral director would be my first guess.’ 😉

Leora lights up.....

haha your a sick puppy Chris🤣