Jump to content
*** New Software Coming Soon! Please Check for Important Information in the Read Me Section ***

doctor_housky

Members
  • Posts

    294
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Points

    310 [ Donate ]

Everything posted by doctor_housky

  1. I have as provider Horizon CHAOS, with 972.000 teraflops per second upload and unknown parsecs per light year download. Can you see that I do not have an instrumental problem?
  2. Dude, I forgot my time machine somewhere in the future past. Capisci?
  3. So let me see if I get this right: Rod upload these way back (May 22, 2016) and they are still available for download, but new shit from three days ago is expired. What the fucking fuck needs to be changed in here? Maybe hire Rod as an upstanding uploader? Thank you, Truly yours.
  4. Kind of late in response, but I tell you my point: Fuck socializing and actually talking to people, interacting, communicating, say it as it is, bonding, helping, creating something useful, contributing SOMETHING to benefit society, helping someone in need, helping someone that doesn't need, and etc. etc. etc. Just kidding. Watching porn and texting is more fun. If you know what I mean ...
  5. Yet another cucumber head dreaming of a pantyless girlfriend. If this is your girlfriend, I am a fucking Vatican archbishop.
  6. Not only this post, but ALL that have expired links, are completely fucking USELESS. What is the fucking point of posting shit, if expires? What a fucking waste of time. No wonder this whole world goes to shit. Pathetic! Mediocrity at its best.
  7. She ain't ripe yet. In the Fall, another story.
  8. Thank God you left out the straight guys! Phew!
  9. See page 5 HERE. I am the doctor. I am always right! Because The Force is with me. Always!
  10. - Heya guys, how are ya doin'? - Oh, we are fine, thank you! I am jumping on a dick. How was your day? - So far, so good. Happy jumping!
  11. Funny! 😁
  12. Please, read what you wrote and if it makes sense to you, I will have Stephen King write an essay on it. Yes, me and him are acquaintances. Just the fact that you did not comprehend what I sublimely infused into a very small paragraph, tells me about your transcendental intellectual activity.
  13. It is the latest ZRX-VB-300ZX Turbo Diesel Hump The Puss, from the award winning Sensational Vibrations Co. Inc. Buy with confidence! (No pussies were harmed while filming this commercial)
  14. Two chicks in bed? Yes! One chick with a fake dick? Awesome! "Bitch, suck my plastic dick! Priceless! Master Card. Master the moment.
  15. Green lesbian aliens invading Earth! Ya'll beware! (but I am all for it, hiding in my anti-green lesbian aliens bunker). Seriously!
  16. This guy can eat pussy! I am all for that! I like him!
  17. Finally! This EXACTLY how I want my chick to clean the floor! How do I make her do that? Wearing a helmet and if possible, no clothes at all. Pretty please send all the info straight into my message box. This is getting me hornier than a fully dressed stripper without a pole!
  18. Sparkles has a definite point here, by asking Mr. SR71 his very diluted point of view. 😎
  19. Why in hell would you install two different colors of laminate flooring? "Delimitation" problems? Confusion? AND wallpaper? ON the balcony?????? Must be some new extravagant thing going on ... Sooooo '70's! (But the chandelier in the dining area, tops it all!)
  20. Definition of pussy and ass, according to the Webster Dictionary, written by me: Two VERY FINE inputs, for a very lucky penis.
×
×
  • Create New...