Dave 27

Good morning pal,M.nature being a pain in the bladder again😀 You reckon last night was quiet?Well I wouldn't completely agree with that but I tell you what Imo as far as members comments etc,etc are concerned it was the most boring,repetitive,negative,humourless night on here I have had in my short CC career.Thank fuck I had a decent book to fall back on. Hope everything is ticketyboo in your camp. Speak soon bud.

Are you lot taking the piss?Piper and Hunter plus at least one other are there and yes the cameras are on tripods.Well spotted.!!!!!

And people!!!!

They have just moved in.Give them a chance eh!!

C'mon Jabs even I get where Sparkles is coming from.😥😥

That four must have had a brainstorm to come up with a performance like that. Totally the opposite of anything that had happened previously.

Hey Sparkles,is a half threesome a one and a halfsome?I'm trying to picture it.😀😀😀😀

Is Ilka the girl?

Lectern Dumbo!!do I have to keep correcting your English?😀😀😀😀😀😀

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So there is this cowboy sitting outside the saloon in an old wild West town when all of a sudden a woman completely naked on horseback trots up and stops right in front of him.He can't believe his eyes and says to the woman"cover yourself up and why are you naked" She replied"back up the trail a guy held me up at gunpoint and told me to strip naked so I did" "Then he stripped naked and said now go to town so here I am"

Thanks for that Mira and Henry.

Well shut the front door¡!!!!!!

I'm leaving myself open for a smartassed reply but have you got yourself a subscription pal?

Are you able to tell us why?

Well done pal you finally spotted my deliberate error that was set to test you.😀 Took your time though.😀😀

Yo buddy,I wonder if the lum's reek on mondas?😀😀

Afterthought:This could be Donald helping Boris to massage concessions out of John Claude Juncker😀😀

I take it your remark is referring to Kira the hypocritical control freak!!!?

And what rhymes with dock allied to what cyberleader said? Instead of saying the whole line you just say "his Hickory"😥😥

Good one buddy😀😀

Afterthought:You probably won't find it in the official rhyming slang list It's rude building site type slang😀

C'mon then mister,rhyming slang for hickory?😀😀

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Hi cyberleader,if I'm not mistaken that's a cheeky bit of rhyming slang there and I wonder if Lets do this will spot it.If he doesn't I'll test him with it.😀