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Oh well then,whatever floats your boat.Personally not for me though.,but thanks for enlightening me.

A parrot?really!!I'm worried Jabs!!!! If you need someone to talk too.🐤🐤🐤🐤😀😀😀

Ruta,the masturbating escapologist?☺

Alan and Giselle being naughty right now😀

Will that be for any hangups she has?😀

TutTut!!!

Have Clara and Stas moved out?

Can anyone tell me what that wooden contraption is in her living room?

If Ruta has to leave quickly at the moment she is going to look damn silly.I just hope all this ropework is going to be worth it.!!!

You must have been reading my mind.I was going to use "boaby" in my post but I thought this will pose more questions than answers.😀😀

Yeah agree,just a pity it was her red week though.

That will be Bob the Knob then😀

Post Mortem Joe 😀that's a good one Ash.I just hope the poor bugger is ok after all that was said about him.Edda must find qualities in him that we don't know about or else why would they still be together(if they are).Sexually they are polar opposites.I've got it!!Joe's Diner he's a cracking cook.!!!😀Edda had to come to Alan for her Kielbasa though!!.I enjoyed the crack last night,it was good fun but Edda was the star of the show.Cheers the noo👍👍

The way Edda is tonight I think Alan could possibly be disturbed during the night.!!

Put it this way:If it was a horse race (3) would be odds-on favourite.Joe is probably a decent,kind,intelligent guy but get up and go and wild rampant sex is not in his vocabulary hence Edda's visit to Alan.jmo

So you haven't heard of the mini sporran then?😀😀

Joe used to work for his local railway company maintaining the railway lines.His boss told him to work with the sleeper team and the stupid bastard nearly got run over by a train.😀😀😀😀😀

No chance he is away to the annual Somnambulism convention.Fuck knows if he will ever get their😀😀😀

YOU putting your hand in your pocket,No fucking chance.When you walk in your local every fucker dives out cos they know it will cost them a fortune.😀😀

DEAD boring I would say?😀😀

Any idea why they left VH.Edda is superb but I can only think Joe wasn't helping to create revenue with his lack of drive.Not cut out for VH.?

Hi Ash,I think Edda is visiting Alan cos she wants to fuck somebody who is awake.☺

Sorry you have lost me now not difficult though!!.

Aw come on Mr Clooney your being a bit hard on yourself😀😀😀

Gawd you have got me thinking now that other members will believe I seriously thought they were bee keepers.Just my wierd stupid sense of what could be loosely called humour.Heeeelp!!!!!!.😀😀😀