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Well shut my mouth!!big humongous oops!!.You can have a whole keg of the stuff(Belhaven Best BTW).👍 Made an arse of myself there,apologies TBG.

Venus de Milo:Armless!! Venus de Kira:Completely armless(wouldn't hurt a fly😁) but not armless!!😀

Part 2:forgot this bit(old age😀) You said "Dude has been here 5yrs."His profile says joined Sept.2017????😁 I know I'm sad but I just like checking things out.Not trying to be a smartass👍

Good morning Slender,baldy's like me need a comeback of some sort.😀When I use it on the family(which is often)all I get is yeh yeh whatever😀.I must be boring them!!!😀👍 Nobody's exempt as you've probably noticed😀👍

Yeh there is TBG,there's one post,you said it pal😀👍 (Just a wee bit hairsplitting)👍

Does a passport photo count?😀👍 (Not that there's any use for one right now😥)

Thanks for that.Do you have any idea where Alan,Ada,Kira and Emily are or what's happening with them? Take care you two👍

No,the make up dept.do it when I'm on a photoshoot😀👍

And how you look doesn't define who or what you really are.Totally agree with you.👍

Grass doesn't grow on a busy street pal.👍😀 Rob must look like a hippy😀👍

Hi Slender,long time no speak?You're damn right she would and irrespective of what some members say about her I'll bet she could handle that four.👍She provides plenty entertainment for the paying punters but she gets slagged off just because of her dodgy hair!!so fucking what if she looks different good on her I say.👍

They are gonna play "you show me yours and I'll show you mine".The girls not daft😀👍

Shitt😀👍

And I here it walked to the wardrobe it's self😀👍

Yep that's the one,once seen never forgotten😀👍

You've obviously forgotten Alan, probably the most famous onesie wearer on here and it's a beauty!!!!NOT👎😩

I was the same until I suddenly realised it was Lexy😟

You never need to apologise to me👍

A sub?never say never👍

Thanks for the reply pal but I was actually replying to JB's post😀👍

He obviously doesn't give a toss what the paying viewers think so you know what to do about it pal.😋

Afternoon Tosser😀

How does a tablet censor you? (serious question for a change) and keep it simple👍 Cue the clown prince, I'm waiting!!! 😄

It's a bad workman and all that eh JB😄👍