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Small things please small minds pal and I'm a sad bastard who is constantly reminded of his shit techy skills by someone😀Now who could that be!!???. Similarities yes/no👍

The only reason my wife and I got a dishwasher is because we bought a new build house which supplied as part of the deal all the kitchen white goods.

Origonal or original?😀👍

Dishwashers are like drugs,once you've got one there's no going back.JMO👍

Gress disnae grou oan a busy street so that's whit the "see you Jimmy's fir"😀

Good morning Justy Boy,Congratulations pal,I had to Google Merkin,I've never heard of that in my puff👍Naw it wis his heid ah wis yakkin aboot👍😁

Good morning buddy👍,Believe this or not but when I posted you on this subject I said to myself "Let's is gonna come right back at me on the "tin"subject😁so what took you so long pal😀 According to Fred and Wilma they use flint for arrowheads,knives,axes as well as for making fire.👍 They dropped by last night for a blether👍😁

Hi Amy,as I obviously know you have a lot of grievance's and that is your business but I think it's all about how big a part CC, VH,RLC, etc plays in your life.Members have their own reasons for being on here but it's about the level of involvement,VH particularly to some it's all consuming, everything, details matter.Do you not think that you are putting all these issues you have too high on your list of personal priorities.Take a deep breath and step back and think, in my whole life experience, family, work, etc why am I allowing some anonymous people in a chat forum upset me so much,none of us matter in your real life experience.If I piss you off or vice versa it doesn't matter one jot does it.Face to face in real life though that's a totally different thing!!!.You have to put this Anti Jabs thing behind you and move on Amy.I know you have been a member a long time and seen and heard much more than me but it's now and ahead that matters.Constantly locking horns with other members will get you nowhere and you should have got that by now.Just be normal interesting, constructive Amy and of course stand up for yourself.You don't have to disagree and antagonise.

Robs got a rug!!! He takes it off every night before he goes to bed😊

Hi Squish, I really don't get the reason for your post Re Amy:You clubbers all ran away and joined up supposedly to escape this "weely weely howible trolly person" that keeps upsetting you all but notwithstanding every so often one of you still pops back in to have a pop at Amy.I thought the idea of joining Utopiavill was to escape this.I can only assume there must be some sort of "additional" benefits available.Personally I don't for the life of me know why you all get so upset about what Amy says, take it on the chin like mature adults it's not as if it's your parents or grandparents lecturing you, it's a chat forum for Christ's sake.I 100% disagree with this club but please don't think I agree with everything Amy says, far from it and I can think and speak for myself. P.S.For what it's worth I think all you people who put"traitor" references in your avatars that is so sad, pathetic and not remotely amusing.JMO

Yer damn tootin she doesn't.Do you think I'm daft?Don't answer that!!

I watch on 2screens,the other one has the BBC news on it!!😁

Well spotted Jabs😁😁👍

BUT YOU SEE YOU NEEDED MY FIRE TO HEAT UP THE CONTENTS OF YOUR TIN😄👍

Did you not use a rock and a piece of flint buddy😁😁😁👍

Cheers👍

What does FIS stand for pal?

That's expensive,I knew there was a STING in the tail.😁

What a clever pan!!😁I've heard of speaking clocks but never pans😁😁👍

It was a joke,if you stop posting then that will stop my pal Rob from posting.Just my weird sense of humour.😥You have gone and spoiled it now😁 No you keep right on with whatever you want to say it's an open forum.👍

Hmm!! I wonder if Ridge would take a bribe to stop posting for a while!!😀👍 Away into the offline section and gawp at a few Milly reruns that should cheer you up😀👍

God bless Thomas Rawlinson,truly a one off English gentleman with an excellent eye for sartorial elegance. He only shortened the kilt though as it was worn as a much longer version a few hundred years earlier.So in actual fact you could say he "altered" it but didn't invent it.👍

I wish pal,a wee bit general knowledge and copious amounts of BS gets me by😀👍

Which is the odd one out?Biff,Zoom,Bang Skype? Ans.Skype!!The other three are onomatopoeia's👍😀

Sicilia!!😀👍