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Actually I think he is very P.C literate and quite smart but please don't tell him I said that 😀😀👍

Hi Slender,thanks for being gentle with me😀,however I know someone on here who won't miss the opportunity,eh Rob!!😀

Good morning buddy,thank goodness for Streamtales👍 Rivers and Waterways of the world!!.😋 My favourite subject!!!😀

Hi Harley,I don't have a clue what you are all talking about which means I don't have to think about it!!👍 You won't hear me complaining cos first of all you have to know what you are complaining about.😀 Have you ever thought that there might be quite a lot of CC members like me who are not very P.C. literate. Yesterday I did my first ever video call via zoom and the state I got myself in before it!!!😥but it actually went ok.Maybe I should have had a practice run with a family member first because this was a business call.However being an old dude doesn't mean I can't learn new stuff.

Oh dear that's a shame😀

Oh dear that's a shame!!😀

Hi Squish, Streamtales???????

Milly got the heave ho then pal😀👍

Hi happy,how can an anonymous CC member "expose" their private life.!!!!? Anonymity gives you the ability to be brutally honest or tell the biggest whoppers ever!!.Who is ever gonna know. BTW I've just put on my mask and I'm away out for a stroll round St Peters Square with a few of the cardinals😀😀👍

A wee change,something different from Russia!!? P.S.Queen still rule ok!!!!

Yep I second what Harley says,you have dug me out the shit a few times and I really appreciate it. You have the patience of a saint.Thanks Stone👍 P.S.And thanks to all the others(especially one,he knows who he is)who have "persevered" with my Techy inadequacy.

Hopefully it will be contained in whichever area it has spiked in.

A bad tempered diner summoned the waitress for the seventh or eighth time "Do you call this pig he asked pointing the contents of the fork at her" "At which end of the fork sir?"she asked😀

How big is the queue at B&Q Same size as the B😀

So a guide in the National Museum in Edinburgh is showing visitors some ancient Egyptian carvings and he says"these are at least 3000 yrs.old and Moses probably saw them." A visitor pipes up and says"that's amazing I didn't know Moses had been to Edinburgh"!!😏

I'm pretty crap with even the easiest of techy stuff and the last time I tried to change my avatar I logged myself out of CC,but that wonderful gentleman Stone dug me out the shit so now I don't go near it,if it ain't broken and all that!!.

Morning Rob,did you have a long night then😀?Who was the star of the show?😀 It's only jealousy pal,you enjoy👍 P.S.Caring's sharing though😀👍

Does that include buying a VH sub?😀👍

Plenty empty space for them😀👍 P.S.And it's any of!!👍

That big "D" stands for a lot of names,Dickhead,Doughnut,Dope,Dipstick,Daft,been called them all pal😀😀😀😀😀 Skin like a Rhinoceros 😀👍

Hi A.S.No thanks,I'll pass😀 BTW when's the best avatar on CC making it's comeback?👍

As I value your advice so highly the valium has been taken,and I'm now calm.I can't believe I spoke to you like that as your such a delicate soul.😏😏👍

Thanks Naga,enjoy your dogging,the woof -woof four legged variety obviously!!😀😀👍

Hi Som,thanks for that,it just irritates me not knowing,however I won't be rushing to sign up.👍😀

Good morning Naga mate,what does COV,GOV,and B2 stand for?