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sigfried

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  1. after he had eaten masha on the sofa he looked completely drained of all his bodily fluids. i don't know how much more he can take
  2. she sucked him for maybe 30 seconds, so go figure
  3. because she doesn't even try maybe he told her he doesn't like it, because normally she's not shy when it comes to blowjobs.
  4. i think my garage uses less oil than these girls do.
  5. so all the retreads that RLC calls back; i know no one knows for sure but these people don't have a regular job but it's okay to ditch for 3 or 5 months, aren't going to school and miss classes and just wait for a call back ( fingers crossed ).
  6. a long time ago a russian walks into a car dealership and pays in advance for a car which will be delivered in ten years. he asks the salesman if he should come in the morning or the afternoon? the salesman says in ten years what difference does it make. the customer replies that the plumber is coming in the morning. i'm here until sunday and don't forget to tip your waiter
  7. when germany invaded france in WWll, hitler told his generals not to touch the monuments from WWl
  8. camera 16 in mila's room hasn't worked in replay for a while now
  9. On October 16, 2004, in Warsaw, Poland, porn actress Lisa Sparks (Lisa Sparxxx in 2004) set a new world record for having sex with the most men in a single day. She achieved this record by having sex with 919 men over a period of 12 hours. That would mean she spent only 45 seconds having sex with each man, which is about 13.5 seconds longer than is often necessary. Just imagine how many men she could have conquered had she persisted over a full 24 hour period.
  10. when she fucked the black guy he mentioned that he had blood on the condom and masha sort of shrugged it off as an occasional thing
  11. stalin said one death is a tragedy but 1 million deaths is a statistic
  12. i've noticed ulyana and olivia working overtime to earn their christmas bonuses
  13. the best is a virtual fireplace with crackling flames, wind down the chimney and thunder
  14. what's odd is that radi went down on mila; olivia licks radi but she doesn't reciprocate
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