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9 hours ago, priapos said:

belly says hi candy it needs sport.

I'm not a particular fan of Candy. I'm also not a particular "unfan" of
her, either. But, I must respectfully and completely disagree with your,
"belly...needs sport," comment. There are many women in this project
who could benefit a great deal from adding a little "sport" to their
bellies, but IMHO, Candy is definitely not one of them.

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05:44:35  candy has started to blow job.

05:45:46  dean has started to fuck candy dogystyle.

05:46:18  dean ejaculated on candy's ass.

dean with don juan syndrome must be have another syndrome. but what?

 

 

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A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

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7 hours ago, priapos said:

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

 

7 hours ago, priapos said:

ı went to premature ejaculators anonymous but nobody was there.

ı guess ı came too soon.

🤣

despicable me lol GIF

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