Just In Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 42 minutes ago, Dave 27 said: I'm never going to drink again!!!!!!!!!!!๐ฅ I don't believe you are going to stick to this, it should read I'm never going to drink again until the next time.ย ๐ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, Weeboabby said: I don't believe you are going to stick to this, it should read I'm never going to drink again until the next time.ย ๐ Probably right pal!!!but at least I haven't spoken to God on the China telephone yet!!!!!.Self inflicted,tough Chucky๐ฅ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just In Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dave 27 said: Probably right pal!!!but at least I haven't spoken to God on the China telephone yet!!!!!.Self inflicted,tough Chucky๐ฅ Yeah it is always better when you don't have to pray to the porcelain God.๐คฃ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dave 27 said: Probably right pal!!!but at least I haven't spoken to God on the China telephone yet!!!!!.Self inflicted,tough Chucky๐ฅ Have you ever been so drunk you got hit by a parked car? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, letsdothis said: Have you ever been so drunk you got hit by a parked car? Yeh and when I woke up a Fascist Bastard had stuck a parking ticket on my forehead๐๐ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just In Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dave 27 said: Yeh and when I woke up a Fascist Bastard had stuck a parking ticket on my forehead๐๐ Look at the positive side, he didn't find a crack to slip the ticket into.ย ๐คฃ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Dave 27 said: Yeh and when I woke up a Fascist Bastard had stuck a parking ticket on my forehead๐๐ They say milk makes you strong, so I drank 5 glasses, but still couldn't move a wall. So, I had 5 shots of vodka and watched the wall move by itself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 21 minutes ago, letsdothis said: They say milk makes you strong, so I drank 5 glasses, but still couldn't move a wall. So, I had 5 shots of vodka and watched the wall move by itself. Good one buddy๐๐๐๐๐๐ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 42 minutes ago, Dave 27 said: Good one buddy๐๐๐๐๐๐ But, you're not totally drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling of the Earth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 5 hours ago, letsdothis said: But, you're not totally drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling of the Earth. I don't know if there is anything MOWER I can say about this๐ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just In Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dave 27 said: I don't know if there is anything MOWER I can say about this๐ This comment is quite cutting.๐ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Weeboabby said: This comment is quite cutting.๐ Verging on offensive๐ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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