letsdothis Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie_oi_oi Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Joke of the day 😉 A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride." Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out... "Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albundy1089 Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the lot for me. Love Dad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A few days later he received a letter from his son. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Dad, For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES! Love Bubba, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At 4 the next morning, F. B. I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Bubba. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagachilli2 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albundy1089 Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 If at first you don't succeed... Maybe skydiving wasn't the best of ideas 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie_oi_oi Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Joke of the day The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe . 'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts