letsdothis Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet. He said: “Gout!” I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albundy1089 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 A teacher decides to let students out early if they can name the origin of a famous quote. Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Again, before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." When the teacher turns her back Johnny says in frustration, "I wish these dumb bitches would keep their fucking mouths shut!" The teacher turns around and she is livid: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!" Johnny: "Harvey Weinstein. Can I go now, Miss?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albundy1089 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 My boss hates it when i shorten his name to Dick Probably since his name is Michael. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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