Guest Pirate Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 One of our younger guys picked up what he described as a very attractive young lady at one of the local clubs. Fortunately for him he lives off base so could take her home. He was telling us how stunning she was but was put off by her lips which he said he found so weird, he couldn't get it up. We told him he was a total fuckwit so he provided the following photo he found on the net which he said could almost be a photo of her and what he thought it would have looked like if he'd managed to get it up (and in). I can't see the problem. Has anyone else had a similar experience / encounter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickshot Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I've never seen such an extreme, but I'll have to agree with your friend. If I want to see hanging slabs of meat, I'll go to the butcher. I've never gotten up and left because of it, but there's been a few I've never called back due to Ugly Pussy Syndrome. The girl in the pic would be useful if I had a foot-long penis & needed an extra 4" to slide through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 That gives 'docking' a whole new meaning. I'm sure there may be one hell of a clit under that hood. I'd give it a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkman Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 yo frecuento playas nudistas , todabia me masturbo pensando en una chica que vi el año pasado , mas o menos como la de la foto , estaban dos parejas desnudos todos las dos chicas jovenes una " normal " pero la otra se sento de manera que desde yo estaba la veia justo en el sexo , tenia unos labios gruesos y largos mas o menos como la de la foto , ella se dio cuenta que la miraba demasiado y cambio de postura , pero me excita mucho las mujeres con los labios y el clitoris grande . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsme Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 I bet she had small tits. Girls with big lips tend to have small tits. From my understanding they had more testosterone in the womb which means they develop a larger would be ball sack (which turns into lips if its a girl) and smaller tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkman Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 I bet she had small tits. Girls with big lips tend to have small tits. From my understanding they had more testosterone in the womb which means they develop a larger would be ball sack (which turns into lips if its a girl) and smaller tits. si te digo la verdad no recuerdo sus pechos , pero no era una chica delgada , me quedo la imagen grabada en la mente de sus grandes labios , si te gusta el tema hay un blog muy bueno , yo lo sigo a diario . http://largelabiaproject.org/ no me gustan las chicas de aspecto aniñado ni depiladas prefiero una mujer de buenas caderas grandes pechos y labios grandes y que tenga pelo en el pubis, tener pelo no es hirsutismo eso es otra cosa , me gusta pelo pero normal negro y muy espeso , las pelirrojas me encantan tambien Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 I had better keep you away from my wife then. Red top and bottom. But she say's that I married her for her feet. How did she know?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsme Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I consider myself a beef connoisseur of sorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMY SNIPER Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I consider myself a beef connoisseur of sorts. Now i know where they got the phrase " Spilling your Gut's. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoobz Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 whoa, the blondy in the white n red bikini has got some battle nips. has to be photoshop I hope! I could be way off basis... but when I see larger than avg labias, I cant help but think the person had a good chance of becoming male in the womb, as the lips were very close to forming scrotum. So while the extra skin is ok with me, its the thought that they were close to being a male turns me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 When a young man becomes an old man, he starts to appreciate -- and get highly turned on by -- the diversity of women he has experienced. Memory sometimes makes the dick grow stiffer. Men have various estrogen levels of their own: women have varying amounts of testosterone. Still, unless you are a homosexual male, you should learned to enjoy the variations of the XX chromosome ladies. They're 100% female. And, incidentally, the ones with a bit more testosterone operate at hornier levels... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I got hit in the eye twice with this shit. Can you imagine the disappointment as you slip off her panties and this sort of thing pops out at you. It's like discovering a half eaten June bug in the burger you just bit into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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