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Wait'll you pass 50.  :'(

At 60, you won't even care anymore. You will just be happy to piss from it.

Don't forget to mention pissing 1-3 times a night!

Take some Lasix before bed.  You'll be up every 10 minutes pissing for 5 hours..  LOL
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I'm up once in an 8 hour sleep cycle. And that's only because I pound 4-5 drinks when I get home from work.

In my case, I blame too much booze. But they took away my weed, so I had to have some vice in life.

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I'm in Germany too, and I am over 55, but twice a month I go to a SaunaClub or RTC in North-Rhine Westphalia and fuck up to 3  young Servicelady's. When you do that you can do that till you are over 70, as I noticed with other guests. Costs € 120,00 included food, drinks and services from the lady's which include Oral, Anal, Cum in Mouth, and Cum in Pussy.

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I have to check the exchange rate, but maybe it's time to bang a few Frau's. Are there any warm places in Germany besides the warm holes? You know,where the outside temps stay around 30-35C? I hate cold.

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Hot and cold are relative terms. I have some friends in Canada that think hot is 80F and cold doesn't start until about 0F. To me hot is about 95F and cold is 50F. It's all what you are used to.

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Mine's still working OK I hope and for many decades to come. Started taking kamagra - I think there are better - when I got to 45 but I think it's a confidence thing. I certainly seem hard enough but sometimes it can take me a long time to climax, which surely according to the ladies is not a bad thing at all.

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Mine's still working OK I hope and for many decades to come. Started taking kamagra - I think there are better - when I got to 45 but I think it's a confidence thing. I certainly seem hard enough but sometimes it can take me a long time to climax, which surely according to the ladies is not a bad thing at all.

No need to buy the stuff.  When you go to see the Doctor just tell him you have problems getting it up and you can't afford to buy the ED medication. They'll give you a handful of the free samples they get.
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No need to buy the stuff.  When you go to see the Doctor just tell him you have problems getting it up and you can't afford to buy the ED medication. They'll give you a handful of the free samples they get.

I'm in the UK, where as you know according to the government we don't have sex, and I'm still waiting for physio appointment after 3 months, but thanks for the suggestion anyway. I have K but its several years out of dat but someone told me it didn't matter.

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Young men worry about the size of their penis; older men worry about the size of their goddamned prostate.

Young men gather and talk about their girls, their cars, their beer; old men gather and talk about their medical procedures, their prescriptions, and young girls.

It's called the aging process and it sucks and then you die.

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I'm in the UK, where as you know according to the government we don't have sex, and I'm still waiting for physio appointment after 3 months, but thanks for the suggestion anyway. I have K but its several years out of dat but someone told me it didn't matter.

As long as they are solid coated tablets I don't think the date does not matter as much. The pills with the gels and liquids in them I wouldn't use past due dates on those.

The best way is just to visit your Drug store or Health Food store  they have over the counter medications such as

•DHEA

•L-arginine

•ginseng

•yohimbe

They do the same effect for $20 and get 100 capsules in most bottles is certainly better than paying over $100 for 8 tablets of Viagra.  In America they still have some that still use Horny Goat Weed or Spanish Fly but that's mainly used by actors in the porn industry.

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