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As an umpire, what's the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you during an argument?

-- Mark Powers

McClelland: Oh boy. A long time ago at a game in Triple-A, Jack McKeon was the manager in Omaha. He came out and said "I know you got that call right, but I have a big, full house here and my team isn't playing very well. Can we just stand out here and argue a little bit? I am just going to stand here and bob my head and raise my hands a little bit, but I am not mad at you. I just want to put on a little bit of a show. When I'm done you run me and I'll go to the dugout."

I said, "That's fine, whatever you need to do, go ahead and do it." So I told him I had a good dinner last night at [restaurant] and asked if he's ever been there. He said no, and started kicking the dirt and raising his hands and said "but maybe I should try it out sometime! Well, I think this was enough, why don't you run me now." So I did and he walked away.

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Manny helps the other team score,,,what a dip shit he was,,,,

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I'm not so sure. 

Looks to me like the throw from the outfield was way offline anyway and the runner had it beat from the jump.

Yeah,,you are correct,,after all,,the original throw in the outfield was from Johnny Damon,and he does throw like a girl,,no offense to the girls who may throw better than him,lol.But Manny's interception gave just enough time for the base runner to score.
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Manny helps the other team score,,,what a dip shit he was,,,,

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I'm not so sure. 

Looks to me like the throw from the outfield was way offline anyway and the runner had it beat from the jump.

Yeah,,you are correct,,after all,,the original throw in the outfield was from Johnny Damon,and he does throw like a girl,,no offense to the girls who may throw better than him,lol.But Manny's interception gave just enough time for the base runner to score.

There, I agree.  But not with the "throws like a girl" part. 

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