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I know it's the 'in' thing to look like you can't afford a shave, but I have never found a woman yet that likes a sheet of sandpaper between her legs. My Mach III, get my face smoother than a baby's butt. Never, ever have I had a complaint about 'rug burn' between the legs. On the butt maybe when we're scooting across the floor in the throws of passion, but never on the sensitive skin of the upper inner thighs.

Plus, I don't want to try to be careful. I go for the gusto and do my best to tickle her tonsils from below.

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HERE IS EXACTLY WHAT

THE APPEAL WILL SAY

TO ROGER GOODELL

AND HIS B.S. BALL

INFLATION

FIXATION

Hmm hmm hmm, yeah... [3x]

It is you (oh yeah)

It is you, you (oh yeah)

It is you (oh yeah)

Cause a pressure drop, oh pressure

Oh yeah pressure drop a drop on you

I say a pressure drop, oh pressure

Oh yeah pressure drop a drop on you

I say when it drops, oh you gonna feel it

Know that you were doing wrong.

Hmm hmm hmm, yeah... [3x]

I say a pressure drop, oh pressure

Oh yeah, pressure drop a drop on you [2x]

https://youtu.be/9o-9kZ-i56I

[song by Jimmy Cliff, Toots & the Maytals]

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I thought this video was kind of funny, especially at 1:11 where it looks like Jack Palance called that guy a pussy just before he laid him out in the mud. 

I think one could fall in love with a cigar box woman.  That one kinda caught my eye. 

     

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