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    Missing Pablo schlong. LOL
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    Hitman!!
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    A little girl finds her dog dead with his legs in the air and she asks her dad why it's like that. Dad says," It has died and it's like that so Jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven." Next day the girl says to her dad, "Mom nearly died today. She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting "Oh Jesus, i'm coming, i'm coming and if the milkman hadn't been on top of her we would have lost her for sure!"
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    Jenny's friend Debbie at work was complaining about a sore throat and laryngitis. "When i have that i always give a blowjob to my husband and the next day i'm better, you should try it." Next day Debbie comes in singing. "How did it go?" enquires Jenny. "Brilliant" says Debbie, "Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!"
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    My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to have dinner with my parents. So i called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, i'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture." "Oh," she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time!" Yesterday i saw a car with a boot sticker saying, "I'm a vet, therefore i can drive like an animal." It was that moment that i suddenly realised just how many gnyaecologists there are on the roads.
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    Go on Stiffmeister get her nailed. LOL
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    Just tell her how much you enjoy watching her shows and you should be back in the game. LOL
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    Improve their site.
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    Experience all the way.
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    Good girl. Don't waste it. 👍
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    You better watch. They will string you up. LOL
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    She smiles and winks at her favourites. LOL
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    If she did find a bf, would he be allowed in B1? LOL
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    Lyrics: It's burning on my brain. Clue -
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    Will get a lot longer that's for sure. Be tripping over it before they get finger out their ass. LOL
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    Since these girls peepin' me i'ma glide and swerve. These hookers looking' so hard they straight hit the curb. Wotcha think of better things than some horny tricks. I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix Regulate by Warren G ft. Nate Dogg
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    Shine On - The Kooks?
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    Lyrics: Fakes it anyway.
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    Sparks.
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    Has one in the opposite corner now. Personally would have put one further down, giving a completely different view on things if anything interesting happens.
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    This town ain't big enough for the both of us - The Darkness?
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