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  1. Alexandria
    Not that long. Been on longer shopping trips 😊
  2. Alexandria
    How long?
  3. Alexandria
    Knock, knock. Who's there? The love of your life! Liar, you know chocolate can't speak.
  4. Alexandria
    Two secrets to keep your marriage happy. 1. Whenever you are wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you are right, shut up. lol
  5. Alexandria
    But fun too 🙂
  6. Alexandria
    I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.
  7. Alexandria
    A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
  8. Alexandria
    Aw so adorable.
  9. Alexandria
    There was a young woman called Sally, Who loved an occasional dally. She sat on the lap, of a well endowed chap, And said, "You're right up my alley".
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  12. Alexandria

    Hello Slender. How are you? Still alive? 😂

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      Slender Man

      Yep. Still alive and kicking. LOL 

  13. Alexandria
    Sounds amazing Ashley. Hope you are doing well. 🙂
  14. Alexandria
    There once was an artist named Saint. Who swallowed some samples of Paint. All shades of the spectrum. Flowed out of his rectum. With a colourful lack of restraint. 🤣
  15. Alexandria
    There was an old man from Sprocket. Who went up to space in a Rocket. The Rocket went bang. His gonads went clang. And his bum ended up in his pocket. 🤪
  16. Alexandria
    My husband called and asked if I could be naked before he gets home from work.... I feel awkward sitting here with his mother, but whatever. 😋
  17. Alexandria
    A 50 year old man asked the trainer in the Gym. "I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?" The trainer replied. "Outside the Gym, there is a ATM. Try that." 😂
  18. Alexandria
    Made me puke haha. The cheap Cider didn't help 🤣
  19. Alexandria
    3 little ducks go into a bar. "What's your name the barman asks the first duck?" "Huey" was the reply. "How's your day been Huey?". "Great, I've been in and out of puddles all day... What more could a duck want?" What's your name he asked the 2nd duck?" "Dewey" was the reply. "And I've been in and out of puddles all day as well." He turned to the 3rd duck and said, "I suppose you are Louie...?" "No", she said grinning... "My name is puddles!" 😂
  20. Alexandria
    How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote. 🤣
  21. Alexandria
    Didn't think you would be haha. The whole nude 24/7 does take something away from the experience. Just turns to the norm and usual routine.
  22. Alexandria
    Saves on washing. Did she not like the name Tia. 😋
  23. Alexandria
    Back for another try 🤣
  24. Alexandria
    1am when they go back to being normal haha.
  25. Alexandria
    Linda certainly likes to keep herself and others entertained. Guy she was watching wanking definitely has the tool haha.
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