Alexandria

Sounds amazing Ashley. Hope you are doing well. 🙂

There once was an artist named Saint. Who swallowed some samples of Paint. All shades of the spectrum. Flowed out of his rectum. With a colourful lack of restraint. 🤣

There was an old man from Sprocket. Who went up to space in a Rocket. The Rocket went bang. His gonads went clang. And his bum ended up in his pocket. 🤪

My husband called and asked if I could be naked before he gets home from work.... I feel awkward sitting here with his mother, but whatever. 😋

A 50 year old man asked the trainer in the Gym. "I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?" The trainer replied. "Outside the Gym, there is a ATM. Try that." 😂

Made me puke haha. The cheap Cider didn't help 🤣

3 little ducks go into a bar. "What's your name the barman asks the first duck?" "Huey" was the reply. "How's your day been Huey?". "Great, I've been in and out of puddles all day... What more could a duck want?" What's your name he asked the 2nd duck?" "Dewey" was the reply. "And I've been in and out of puddles all day as well." He turned to the 3rd duck and said, "I suppose you are Louie...?" "No", she said grinning... "My name is puddles!" 😂

How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote. 🤣

Didn't think you would be haha. The whole nude 24/7 does take something away from the experience. Just turns to the norm and usual routine.

Saves on washing. Did she not like the name Tia. 😋

Back for another try 🤣

1am when they go back to being normal haha.

Linda certainly likes to keep herself and others entertained. Guy she was watching wanking definitely has the tool haha.

A lady calls the police to report her husband missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the nextdoor neighbour to verify this report and the lady nextdoor tells them, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbour then goes and asks the lady why she gave such a false report. She replied, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I want him back!" 😂

Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. Fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. 😂

Be a long wait then. 😂

Finally decided to get apartment themselves. Good party goers. 😂

Well I'm Bisexual or greedy as some call it. 😂

Got me. Jealous as hell. Could never get anyone close to sexy as them. 😂

Sucker and a licker 😂.

And acting like a real couple happens very little on VHTV. Very funny. Showing no interest means nothing. 😂

But are they really lesbian, or just doing it to make the suckers think they are 😂.