Alexandria

A little girl goes to the hospital with her mum to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mum and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa,Grandpa!!' she says excitedly, "as soon as my mum comes into the room, talk like a frog!". "Well okay my dear, but why?" replied her Grandpa. "Talk like a frog because mummy said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!" 😂

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. But after a good long wait, she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. "As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "We decided to cook our own breakfast." 😂

Q. Why are most men like diapers? A. They are usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable. Q. Whats the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved. They are not so thick and insensitive anymore. Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection? A. So your girlfriend knows what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. 😂

Rudolph the well hung reindeer, had a great enormous cock. All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock. All of the female reindeers had pussies that were just too small. Poor old well hung Rudolph, could not get any sex at all. Then one horny Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong..... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, a few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay." 😂

What's the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning? When he gets a sweater, but he's hoping for a screamer or a moaner. I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left. 😂

Thanks Ashley. Hope you get what you want before the year ends. Would be a nice start to a new and hopefully better year. Enjoy today. 🍷🍷

Happy birthday @ashleyxyz. 30s are not so bad haha. Merry Christmas when it comes. 🍾🍷

Very hot in that outfit. Yummy

He could well be the one that saves this failure haha.

Big belly and Moobs. Yummy haha

We are both missing out not being there haha.

So many sexy guys in one place at the same time haha.

Very sexy.

Looks better without the bush.

Will give it a go and let you know haha.

Never thought of doing that. Have to give it a try ☺

Pat on the back if he does. Her and Mira would be hot.

She is hot. That her partner?

Will not be online long enough to see that then. If smart won't put up with it much longer either. Get it in or get out haha.

3rd visit without him, but nothing on last two visits.

Aww poor little thing haha.

A New Hope actually haha.

Over the top at times, but does look on ocassions that she does orgasm. Very rare to see.

Does she ever show any sign of orgasm? Very rarely do you see it from any female.

Gretta very close today haha.