didn't know exactly where to put this post but here it is.
this is supposed to be true :idk:
a man was going to bed one night,heard a noise in his shed, some people were stealing some thing's from the shed.he went immediately called 911.
"hello police, i have some people who have broken into my shed and they are taking stuff from it"
dispatcher says"i am sorry we don't have any people in the area right now"
the guy waited a couple minutes and called the dispatcher back.
"hello police,never mind,you don't have to hurry now because i just shot all of them"
about a couple minutes later there was six patrol cars,a couple helicopters and a heavily armed emergency response unit on the scene.
they caught all the burglars red-handed.
one officer asked "i thought you said you shot them"
to which the guy answered"i thought you said no one was in the area"
THIS GUY IS A GENIUS