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Yep, it's a BONE-R alright.

Irish math test Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.” “Without numbers?” Paddy says? “Dat’s easy.” And proceeds to draw three trees. “What’s this?” the boss asks. “Have you no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9” says Paddy. “Fair enough,” says the boss. “Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.” Paddy stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree… “Ere ye go.” The boss scratches his head and says, “How on earth do you get that to represent 99?” “Each of them trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99.” The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire Paddy, so he says, “All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.” Paddy stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, “Ere ye go. One hundred.” The boss looks at the attempt. “You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!” Paddy leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, “A little dog came along and pooped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!”

The penguin family decides to go for a drive in their car, but they don’t get very far when the father penguin notices something wrong with the car. He pulls into a mechanic’s shop, and the mechanic is busy, so he tells the penguins to stop into the ice cream shop next door for a few minutes. When the penguins come back, the mechanic says, well buddy, it looks like you blew a seal. The penguin's face turns red, he is wiping his mouth with his flippers, and says indignantly, "I did not, it is only ice cream!!"

You be the judge.

A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he'd like to attend Cornell, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. "What would you like to take when you attend college?" they asked the little boy. After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen, he replied, "The refrigerator, if you can get along without it."

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Worse: With corrections.

@tannzapfenThis little dark-haired girl is an absolutely adorable cutie pie. 26Hd0RS.mp4.0cb4563d4c45071f39b88b5320414bde.mp4

What a beautiful, heartwarming story. When it started talking about the three guys at the funeral, I could barely read the words on the page.

10 + 10 and 11 + 11 equal the same number. 10 + 10 = 20 and 11 + 11 equals 20 too.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

When I posted the comment, the timestamp on the feed said 20:00, which is 8:00 PM their time. If you're in Germany, you're about two hours behind them, which would have been 6:00 PM your time. Their timestamp may be wrong, IDK, but it said 20:00, which is 8:00 PM. I posted the original comment at 13:00 my time, which would mean their timestamp was correct at 20:00 (there's a seven-hour time difference). I'm looking at their timestamp right now, and it says 04:05 and it's 21:05 my time At that time, Roisin was sitting naked on the sofa with her legs spread toward the TV. A short while later, they were eating what looked liked Chinese food, also on the sofa, that Ray had just brought home. My request was just a shot in the dark, but since it was only 6:00 PM your time, I thought there might be a chance. For a day or two, I thought you had purchased a subscription because you were posting videos from some bedrooms. Then I realized that some free cams are in the bedrooms. I didn't know that because I rarely watch the live feed. Sleep well.

A Dutch man and a German meet in a bar in Amsterdam. They drink too much jenever and at some point the Dutch man says to the German: I am the son of God and I can prove it! Ok, says the German, prove it! They walk to the red-light district and the Dutch guy knocks on the first window they see. The prostitute says: Jesus Christ, here again??

Putin consulted with a fortune-teller The fortune-teller predicted that Putin would die on a Ukrainian holiday. Putin asks: "Which one?" To which the fortune-teller responded, “Whenever you die, it will be a Ukrainian holiday!”

There are some Russian soldiers marching They hear a voice shout from over a hill, “I bet one Ukrainian can beat ten Russians!” The Russian sergeant, thinking that it would be easy, sent ten men over the hill to fight. They heard a fighting and noise. No Russian soldiers came back. After a minute, they heard the voice again, “I bet 1 Ukrainian can beat 100 Russians!” The sergeant, getting more annoyed now, decided to send some of his men over, to finish this Ukrainian off. After a while of noise and bangs, no Russian soldiers came back, and the voice shouted again, “I bet 1 Ukrainian can beat 1000 Russians!” The sergeant, thinking that 1 soldier could not possibly beat 1000, sent his troops over. Again, there was lots of noise, but then, silence. 1 Russian soldier returned this time, bloody and bruised, barely walking. The soldier said: “Don’t send any more men over; there’s actually 2 Ukrainians.”

Putin: There’s a lot less Ukrainian soldiers surrendering than I expected. Putin’s stooge: It’s fewer, Mr. President. Putin: Don’t call me that. Yet.

An old Ukrainian is cleaning his hunting rifle one day when his grandson runs in “Grandfather, the radio says that the Russians have gone into space!” “All of them?” he asks, putting down his rifle. “No, only one.” He starts cleaning the rifle again.

Hi,@StarLight28is it possible that you could record Roisin right now (20:00 their time) from camera 4 (the TV cam). Thanks.

The mother-in-law stopped by her daughter's house after shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?" she asked anxiously. "What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife --- your daughter --- telling her I was coming home a day early from my fishing trip. I got home... and guess what I found? Your daughter in bed with a naked guy! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Calm down, calm down!" said his mother-in-law. "There's something very odd about that. She would never do such a thing. There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her and find out what happened." A few minutes later, the mother-in-law came back with a big smile and said, "I told you there had to be a simple explanation --- she didn't get your email."

She's in Hungary.

Read the post above yours on the previous page.

Hey Foamy. I agree, comments need to be posted in the proper topics. Over the years, though, I've seen 1000s upon 1000s of posts that were certainly not detailed, definitely not interesting and most assuredly quite annoying. None of those, however, have ever been criteria for posting on this forum. If it's any of those things, you ask questions, you post additional info, you disagree with other's opinions, you hash it out and if need be, you agree to disagree. So, that only leaves decent. I'm not questioning what you did or the reasons for it. If he was rude or insulting to a tenant or user, I understand. Other than those things, I'm just curious what he could have said on a forum dedicated to porn sites that was so indecent as to get him censored.

She really is a loony tune, nut case. Clock Blocked: MTG Proposes Major Changes to DST WWW.DAILYKOS.COM (PenrosePapers.com) When freshman Georgia Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene stood and approached the floor of the House on Wednesday, a collective bipartisan groan rippled...