letsdothis

I'm glad you guys weren't around to name my kids. Sturm wants to name the kid after himself, and I think Diz has been watching too many Flintstones shows. And, don't bother asking what I would name it because I'm not going there. Just messing with you, guys.

My favorite parts of a posted video.

What a funny guy.

"The National Coalition for the Homeless has found that 38% of homeless people are alcohol dependent, and 26% are dependent on other harmful chemicals." "According to the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, 20 to 25% of the homeless population in the United States suffers from some form of severe mental illness."

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

There’s a fine line between hyphenated words.

My friend’s going to attempt a world record for the world’s longest wank. I think he might just pull it off.

I’m not a big fan of shopping centers. Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen the mall.

Chickens: the only animals you eat before they’re born and after they’re dead.

Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of eighty-two. I’m easily lead.

Sorry, dude, thanks for the info, but that doesn't help. What specific lyrics are they singing, and who are these people in the fake? Are they famous?

Bandit looks like he's doing one of these numbers.

This looks like a deep fake, and a very good one. I've never seen a double-headed fake before. I have two questions. First, since I'm deaf and can't understand what they're singing, what are they saying? And, at whose expense: the UK, England, Brits, you, someone in your family? I guess if I knew what they were saying, I might know at whose expense, but not necessarily.

"Francine McKenna, the founder and editor of TheAuditors.com writes: “If your own client sues you or if you are forced to take an adverse position against your client by prosecutor or shareholders, you have to resign."" "Attorney and NBC News and MSNBC legal contributor Katie S. Phang puts it bluntly: “Mazars officially kicks Trump and his companies to the curb.”" 'Calamitous': Legal experts mock Trump after accounting firm fires him and says a decade of filings can’t be trusted - Alternet.org WWW.ALTERNET.ORG In a stunning development, Monday Donald Trump’s longtime account firm effectively fired the former president, and retracted a decade’s worth of financial filings, saying it could no longer stand by the...

The very last line is great!

"After the news broke and had permeated the wires, conservative attorney and Never Trumper George Conway explained in a Twitter thread why Mazars abandoning Trump is really bad news for the irascible ex-reality television show host." Conway began by translating the legalese buried within the court filings obtained by the Times. (LOVE this paragraph!!) The "'decision regarding the financial statements’=they are false because you lied, ‘totality of the circumstances’=the D.A. is serious, ‘non-waivable conflict of interest’=we are now on team D.A., and ‘not able to provide new work product’=sorry we're not going to jail for you," he wrote. “For any business (including a privately-held one) that has outside financing or investors, having your financial statements (let alone 10 years' worth!) pulled by your accountants is just about the most calamitous thing that could happen to it, other than perhaps being indicted,” Conway continued, adding that “this is worse for him than getting impeached twice.”

And they stopped him at the border. Canada refused to let him in.