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  1. I thought about that, too, but since I didn't write it, I didn't bother coming up with an answer. 🤣🤣🤣
  2. What do you call an ostrich running through a cornfield? A crop duster! (For those too young to know, this may help.)
  3. Once upon a time, there was a horse and a chicken who were good friends. They lived on a farmyard with lots of other animals and were very happy. One day, while they were playing near the farm's pond, the horse stepped into a hole of quicksand. The horse rapidly sank and was yelling for his friend, the chicken, to save him. The chicken thought for a minute, then ran back to the farmhouse, and jumped into the farmer's 735csi BMW. Luckily, the keys were in the ignition, and the chicken managed to start the car and put it in gear. It raced over to the sinkhole where the horse had almost disappeared by now. The smart chicken tied a rope around the back of the BMW and threw the other end around the front legs of the horse. The chicken hopped back in the driver's seat and stepped on the gas. Ever so slowly, the horse eased out of the quicksand and jumped to safety. The horse, still on shaky legs, stuttered: "You just saved my life. Thank you!" The chicken just said, "Don't mention it - That's what friends are for!!" They returned the BMW and went out to dinner together in the barnyard. A few days later, the horse got up from a good night's rest and heard some muffled cries for help coming from the backyard. The horse followed the sounds and came upon a terrible scene. There was his best friend, the chicken, stuck in a hole of quicksand! The sand was already up to its neck-feathers and the cries for help had almost stopped. The horse took a quick look around: No rope in sight And the farmer had gone to town with his BMW. What to do? The horse took a deep breath and spread his body and legs out over the hole. His member was dangling down right above the poor chicken. "Here, my friend, grab my thingie and I will pull you to safety!". With its last bit of energy, the chicken grabbed a hold of the big horse-thingie and the horse straightened its body, pulling the chicken from its trap. With one big step, both were on solid ground and safe. The chicken slumped down on the ground, exhausted: "Now You saved my life, my friend!!" The horse just smiled. And what is the moral of this story? ... If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
  4. A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"
  5. What do you call a guy who is always in debt? Owen.
  6. What do you call people waiting in line for a Streisand concert? A Barbra queue.
  7. What cheese goes around a castle? Moats-a-rella!
  8. That's exactly what it looks like. She's going to be so happy.
  9. Oh, my eyes, my eyes! I need some eye bleach!
  10. The three people on the snow and the girl walking across the tops of the trash bins were laugh-out-loud hysterical. 👍👍🤣🤣
  11. She was definitely a badass!!! 👍
  12. New haircut, I think. Mira looks like a little girl in this piccy.
  13. That seems like a very strange place to mount a TV. They could have put it on a low table about where the pillows are. Or, maybe turn the sofa around and put it where the pillows are. Just seems a wee bit backwards the way it is now.
  14. Everyday, I get an email with two jokes. They are usually awful, but it also contains a "Fact Of The Day". Verschlimmbessern was yesterday's fact.
  15. I really like this picture of Mira. VERY nice.
  16. Now, that is a very different looking hookah. Modern style. Maybe some other tenants might think about using this style—for the sake of the cameras.
  17. I don't understand what you mean by "frightening breasts". She's not in the same class as Leonie. She's a wee bit asymmetrical, but most boobs are. They look OK to me.
  18. I didn't use Google. In fact, I don't think Google will translate the text in a picture. I didn't type the French into a translator. I used a Windows app called Microsoft Translator to translate the text right in the image. They probably used Bing to do the translating. I just pasted the image in the app and it translated the text. It will translate things like road signs, street signs, menus, etc. Any foreign language you can take a picture of or have a picture of. One of the other things it will do is allow two (or more) people to speak to each other in their own languages, while it translates for them as they speak or type. The people can be face to face or anywhere in the world. It's a cool little app.
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