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That's funny as hell. So, Rimmy & Artemis will live, while Ruta & Christian will die and go on vacation? 🤣🤣

DAMN!!!! She is one drop dead, gorgeous woman!!!!!!! ❤️

And, Merry Christmas, too!!!

I would have to agree, Zoifan, cam setup has been blatantly and atrociously neglected by VH, managers and tenants. I would also agree that cam setup is very important. But, I would have to say that sufficient and proper lighting is even more important than cam setup, only from the perspective that without proper and sufficient lighting, you could have the best cam setup on VH and it wouldn't matter, at all.

What did the Brit say when he paid 2,000 pounds for his fridge? "Damn, that costs a ton!"

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people.

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do!

@K.Lane, very interesting picture. Twins or Photoshopped, I wonder. I know you don't know the answer. I'm just thinking out loud. 😊 If I had to guess, I'd say Photoshopped, judging from the bevel in the bottom of what looks to be a very clean and perfect mirror. If it is Photoshopped, someone really knows their stuff. It's an excellent job. IMHO.

I was having a bad time once and my friends felt the need to comfort me. They told me, “Cheer up. Bird flu, it could be worse. You could be stuck at the bottom of a deep hole filled with water.” I knew they meant well.

Thought you were being serious. I should have known better.

What can I say? I notice things other than the obvious.

LOL. I'll give you a rivet!

Yes, poses. He was talking about the way Catdog was posing on the bed.

I've seen those multi-showerhead fixtures and figured that's what was causing the shadow. And, you're right about the "water" shadow, it is weird. I agree it's probably a washcloth hanging on it.

I sent DH2995 a PM back in May to let him know Clara & Stas were back online and to let him know how much he was missed, but he never read it.

Interesting shadow on the wall above Mary's head, considering she has the showerhead in her hand. It even looks like there's water coming out of the shadow.

Too many "S"s, but I knew what he meant.

Are you feeling flipped and reversed?

What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.

A policeman stops a car. Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living? Miner: Mine

A woman has identical twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. He responds, "They're identical twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Hey, @jabbath1987, jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain. In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water.

I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched. So after a brief chat I went to go pick her up. I wasn't expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was this or join an incel chatroom. I walked up to the door and lo and behold, 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all the right places. I couldn't believe my luck. I asked her what she did for a living. She said she taught Sunday school. Now I never had me a Christian girl, but I'm open minded so I took her to dinner. On the way, I lit a joint and asked her if she puffs. "Oh heaven's no, what would I tell my Sunday school children." I said okay, weed's 50/50 some people do some people don't. And I took her to the best restaurant I knew. I ordered the steak, she ordered the lobster. I asked for the second most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the waitress came to pour, She said she didn't drink. I said "you don't drink?!?" "Oh heaven's no, what would I tell my Sunday school children." Excellent food, sparkling conversation but i'm bummed out, I don't know what to do with a girl like this. So I'm driving her home and pass a cheap motel, I figure, what have I got to lose. So i ask: "You wanna get a room and knock boots?" She says: I thought you'd never ask! I say: Really? What are you gonna tell your Sunday school children? She says: The same thing I tell them every week. You don't have to drink and do drugs to have a good time!