letsdothis

I sent DH2995 a PM back in May to let him know Clara & Stas were back online and to let him know how much he was missed, but he never read it.

Interesting shadow on the wall above Mary's head, considering she has the showerhead in her hand. It even looks like there's water coming out of the shadow.

Too many "S"s, but I knew what he meant.

Are you feeling flipped and reversed?

What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.

A policeman stops a car. Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living? Miner: Mine

A woman has identical twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. He responds, "They're identical twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Hey, @jabbath1987, jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain. In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water.

I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched. So after a brief chat I went to go pick her up. I wasn't expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was this or join an incel chatroom. I walked up to the door and lo and behold, 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all the right places. I couldn't believe my luck. I asked her what she did for a living. She said she taught Sunday school. Now I never had me a Christian girl, but I'm open minded so I took her to dinner. On the way, I lit a joint and asked her if she puffs. "Oh heaven's no, what would I tell my Sunday school children." I said okay, weed's 50/50 some people do some people don't. And I took her to the best restaurant I knew. I ordered the steak, she ordered the lobster. I asked for the second most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the waitress came to pour, She said she didn't drink. I said "you don't drink?!?" "Oh heaven's no, what would I tell my Sunday school children." Excellent food, sparkling conversation but i'm bummed out, I don't know what to do with a girl like this. So I'm driving her home and pass a cheap motel, I figure, what have I got to lose. So i ask: "You wanna get a room and knock boots?" She says: I thought you'd never ask! I say: Really? What are you gonna tell your Sunday school children? She says: The same thing I tell them every week. You don't have to drink and do drugs to have a good time!

Thanks, right back at you. I never actually left, except when Clara was gone. I've always been here, but it's good to be seen. 😊 Now, who we really need to get back here is @dh2995. This topic suffers from his absence.

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Cute, although he may have thought he was once he was arrested for wearing a hat!

Hey now, don't you be running down my girl.

Either Clara is too close to the camera or you cropped out the best part. Either way, the good stuff is not visible. 🙁 (I know you didn't crop it because that dark grey bar is still there.) Actually, the best part is Clara's beauty, but she also has a gorgeous pussy. 😊 BTW, if you wait a second for it to go away and don't move the cursor and use a keyboard shortcut to take the screenshot, that grey bar at the bottom won't be there. 😊

She's not bad. Though, IMHO, she could do with a new 'do.

The spear-fisherman can be a real pain in the wrasse.

Hey, @Dave 27, this one has you, @Just In and @Robwin written all over it. He was so pickled he was hard of herring.

Yes, fluorescent lighting does play havoc with photography, but if it were the lighting all the cams would show the same yellow hue. Like Jabba and Sparkles suggested, I think the auto white balance is off. Or, it might be something else, but I think the problem is just with that one cam.

Whatever works. Your choice.