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van the man

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  1. I used to be poor and miserable but now I'm rich and miserable!!!! i know which one I prefer!!!!
  2. Sasha fucks Masha but makes love to Dasha. The dynamics of their 3 way relationship is certainly interesting!
  3. The BBC stands for The Blair Brown Corbyn Channel. They are institutionally left wing and constantly spout left wing propaganda. The BBC used to be the best in the world. It is now so openly biased it is a disgrace. And it is funded by a tax that is worse than the Poll Tax. There is never any criticism of Islam or Muslims. They supported everything that was anti-Brexit and continue to undermine a democratic vote. I hate the BBC almost as much as I hate Tony Blair the lying cheating war criminal!
  4. The only downside to our lovely Leora is her goddam choice of music!!! Her preference for heavy metal shite would drive me crazy! Still wearing ear plugs all day wouldn't be too bad I suppose!!!)
  5. Anita is obsessive about cleanliness. She told him the first night to clean himself before and then after sex and again she insisted he shower before and after!!!! Both times his shower took longer than the sex!!!
  6. That was a terrible performance by the guy. I'm beginning to think it's Paul's brother! He looks like him, talks like him and has the same look on his face as he performs the worst most selfish sex ever seen!!!
  7. Probably so. I know it is her room but she has given it over to her friend and her boyfriend until they leave.
  8. Women will never understand that men intensely dislike women giggling between themselves especially when they don't understand what they are giggling at!!! The guy lost his temper but then saved himself by declaring he loves Anita! Nica is not being a good friend at the moment. She is staying in the room too long. She needs to leave. If I were there I would be very annoyed in the same way the guy has been. Nica should either join them for a threesome or she should leave them alone
  9. The tragedy of Paul's sexual performances reaches new heights of complete indifference. The look on his face screams disinterest. He never utters a word or a moan during sex or at the moment of orgasm. No other part of his body moves and he doesn't even seem to raise his breathing rate. Leora's black dildo has more movement in it!!! Poor Leora makes the best of the situation and at least these days actually manages to reach orgasm. She loves her man and seems reconciled to living with bad sex for the rest of her life. What a terrible waste of a sex goddess! I would love to see her being fucked by someone like Sasha or Dick to see how she copes with a man who knows how to use the equipment the have. At least we benefit from Paul's terrible performances. Leora needs to please herself and she does it beautifully.
  10. That's not rain it's the tears of the Barcelona football team supporters!!!!
  11. Sadly Kristy hasn't got past high school sex - a few kisses then condom on and stick it in - finish! Maybe she will grow up one day and realise sex has a varied menu of delights rather than her one course! I was amazed when she chose the fat boy to go down on. It lasted only a few moments but was a real surprise. I assume she didn't enjoy it!
  12. yes hover over the sentence and right click. There is a option to translate to english
  13. All you have to do is right click over the section you need translating and you can obtain an instant translation
  14. These massages are becoming rather tedious. Eye candy rating a high 8 but sensuality rating 0.
  15. Actually you are right wood is a beautiful material!! Blair is as sexy as a plank of plastic!!!
  16. Blair is about as sexy as a plank of wood!!! Her personality is about as interesting too!
  17. It seems to me that Kira has issues about her self worth. She seems to worship the ground Nina walks on and positions herself as Nina's slave (not in a way that means Nina is abusing her loyalty). This works well most of the time but like everyone Kira needs some reassurance about her self worth. It appears Kira's mood swings are huge from the highs to the very lows. To be fair to Nina she does seem to try very hard to drag Kira out of her despair when this happens but mostly as the queen bee Nina needs to be worshipped! DE is very strong with Nina and is happy to confront her whenever an issue arises. As a result I think Nina respects her. Kira, particularly when on a high, is very happy to have DE around. There threesome sex session didn't seem to cause any adverse after effects. I love these girls and have huge respect for them. I hope their lives unfold with nothing but joy but I guess at this moment in time RLC is useful to them helping to pay for a reasonable lifestyle whilst they chase their dreams.
  18. Many years ago I watched a shitty porn movie called 'Fuck Nose'!!! Maya rides BT using his nose as an alternative to dick!!! It is sharp enough to cause a lot of damage to her but she loves face riding more than fucking. The boy does very well to avoid suffocation. Mind you what a way to bow out of life. If she does kill him she can plead for mercy based on the fact she hadn't yet climaxed and that sex equality gave her the right to an orgasm regardless of the cost to the life of a mere man!!!!
  19. Who first started the view that bonuses are paid for performance? Does anyone have proof of such a thing? If not then it is pure speculation. Masha is undoubtedly a sexual creature who quite simply adores sex in all its forms. Sasha is happy to move in the same direction as Masha hence their open multi-formatted sexual encounters. Dasha I think has been a particularly difficult situation for them having been a long established friend over a long time. Crossing the boundary from friends to lovers is never easy and is often fraught with danger for the success of the long term friendship, hence the caution. I am looking forward to seeing how they develop now that they have crossed the line!
  20. Sophie is better suited to Cam Shows where she can tease tease tease but deliver very little. She is a lovely girl but knows how to manipulate each situation. A huge dose of alcohol might one day break her barriers but otherwise her boundaries will stay absolutely water tight!!!
  21. What's the betting Sophie will shut it down before it gets serious? She already moved as Naomi targeted her pussy
  22. there is no way on earth that Jasmin is typing!!! She is just pretending. They must have automatic replys popping up to satisfy the mugs who pay!!!
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