van the man

That's what Maya always says!!!!

I used to say that to myself every time I got turned down!!!! Maybe usually means NO!!! LOL!!!

No way!!! The best thing about being home alone is leaving the toilet door open!!! It's totally liberating!!!!

I love Wayne's World and Bill & Ted. Way!!

RLC must pay well!!!!

The Mini is a great car. The original versions created a revolution in car design. Alec Issigonis was a genious!

Share your top 5 movie list. Shawshank Redemption Back to the Future 1 (2 is not great, 3 is good) Toy Story 2 (well all three are brilliant!) Dirty Dancing Grease OK so I am big kid!!!!!

Nora/Kiko for their sex sessions (I know it's not often but...) when Nora is in full flow she is sooooo sexy. Leora/Paul for when I like to watch two young people act like spoilt children!! Lora & Cat because the cat is amazing!!!

What does it do??? Mix music?

You are now my hero!!! I once managed 3 different women in the same day but none of them knew about the others!! Thank fuck!!!

I don't think she has ever had a real orgasm!!! Her excessive screams and moans seem to suggest she is just about to have the biggest orgasm of all time yet the moment Paul shoots his load, Leora immediately stops moaning!!! She is lovely and I'm sure she wants to please Paul but she should demand he pleases her first!!!!

Me too. I watch it when I need cheering up. It never fails!!!

I know some pips will eat me alive, but this girl aint sexy by any stretch of imagination. The problem is her skin has been stretched too far by all that fat!!!! I know many men like plenty of meat on the bone but a whole bull full is a bit too much for my liking!!!

With Paul's premature issues these two could perform in between the time it takes the others to change position!!!!

I'd say God tier with Jesus stars!!! The only time I have such an event I wake up just at the wrong moment!!!

Isabel just likes having sex!!! Anywhere, anytime!!!

Welcome to the forum. I hope you enjoy the (mostly) male discussions!!!

I fully accept that real life is routine, often boring and unexciting but sadly they take it to a new level of inanity!! They are very young people. They should be living exciting lives or be interested in the outside world instead they only watch the TV or play on the computer.

One of my favourite movies!!!

Fair comment but he has not done anything he said he would!!!! Well maybe Obamacare but that will only bankrupt the US! 17 trillion and counting!!!!

I have to agree. Watching second rate movies whenever they are at home seems such an empty life. They never appear to watch the news (none of RLC couples do!) or sport. I always assume they live active lives outside their apartment therefore simply chilling is fine, however, I am beginning to doubt they have any depth and any interest in the wider world!!!

Can't think who apart from those who want something for nothing!!!

Anyone know what that new piece of equipment Nora has unwrapped? What is it for?

God forbid if the US follows Europe down the road to undemocratic socialism. The EU needs to be stopped before they create the recipe for national socialism as a rebound from total integration and monetary union. 20 million unemployed Europeans and most nations bankrupt. The UK and US needs to save the world again (well I know the Russians took the biggest hit in the last world war, bless them!). Obama is the worst US President since the last one!!! Come to think of it has there ever been a good one!!!

They are called 'Beef Curtains' but I prefer 'Piss Flaps'!!!!