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TBG 150

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  1. How about we start in the prison system. Murderers, rapists and child molesters first. Line them up on the wall 5 at a time. Get 10 shooters and put 2 on each prisoner. Only 5 shooters will have live rounds, the other 5 blanks and no one knows who's loads are hot or not. Everyone fires at once. No shooter knows who really did the execution. 5 pieces of shit eliminated. NEXT!!
  2. Ford and Stellantis are no better. It all seems to be junk these days and costs twice as much.
  3. And if this annoying jack-ass knew what he was talking about, he'd make a video of how good a turbo charged engine really is. I have 170,000 miles and 14 years on my EcoBoost and it still runs like new. The secret is changing the oil every 3000 miles and using the best oil for that engine. In my case, it's Mobil 1, 5W-30 full synthetic.
  4. A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap. The shopkeeper replies, "That one used to live in a brothel." Amused, she decides to buy it for $15. When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, "Well, I'll be damned, a new brothel!" The woman can't help but laugh. Later, when her daughters arrive home, the parrot chirps, "Well, look at that, two new ladies of the night!" The girls burst into laughter too. But when the dad walks in, the parrot exclaims, "Well, I'll be damned, Pete! Long time no see!"
  5. WTF is she babbling about? A gnat has more intelligence.
  6. That entire video was nothing but a botched cut-N-paste amateur job.
  7. His ass took a good beating!
  8. Or something similar to the religious nuts butchering the sex organs of a baby, male or female.
  9. I never thought of it that way!
  10. I love Asian girls. As long as they shut up. They whine and screech like a wounded cat when having sex. But that silky black hair both on the head and below is soooo soft.
  11. More than just something. That was a really weird girl.
  12. There are some, but not much. I never could figure out why they do that.
  13. That's cheaper than the local rub-N-tug!
  14. A man walks into a bar and says "4 drinks please" The Bartender asks "Rough day?", the man replies "Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay", the Bartender says "Well everyone has their own path". The next day the man walks into the bar again and says "4 drinks please", the Bartender asks "Another rough day?", the man replies "Yeah, I just found out that my oldest son is gay", the Bartender says "Well that's his choice". On the third day, the man walks into the bar again and says "4 drinks please", the Bartender says "My god, another rough day?", the man replies "Yeah, I just found out that my youngest son is gay", the Bartender says "It's totally up to him who he's attracted to". The fourth day comes around, and the man walks into the bar again and says "4 drinks please", the Bartender asks "Doesn't anyone in your family like Women?", the man replies "Yeah, my Wife does."
  15. So, just think what 36 years will do to you. Nothing fazes me anymore.
  16. Biden and Trump at the same table.
  17. Watched it. EV JUNK!
  18. I see this one! I'm not lying to you.
  19. There you go, this is the post you made 3 minutes ago. It's a blank post box.
  20. I'm grateful I have my own home and have nobody to listen to for at least 20 meters on either side and a whole lot more in the back. But rest assured, I have no piggy's in the back yard. Just an 13.25 stone dog.
  21. These little piggy's make awesome pets.
  22. I love it when you post those blank pages @SPYING 1 It makes it really easy to read. 😄
  23. And what will be displayed as a forum handle? What we currently use? Because if an email address is displayed, you will lose 95% of your membership instantly.
  24. And they vote too, no matter what country you live in.
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